This is old news, but it’s so strange I can’t pass it by. Here’s the lead:
Springfield police got a call Sunday afternoon that sounded like crazy fiction.
A naked woman, locked in the bathroom, was tearing up and flushing a $90,000 work of art, the frantic caller reported.
It turned out to be true. According to police reports, a Springfield woman played Lucy to a neighbor’s Charlie Brown on Sunday, when she allegedly stole and destroyed a one-of-a-kind Peanuts cartoon storyboard.
And yes, police say — she was naked, in the bathroom, flushing it down the toilet.
Read more about it here.