From Pine View Farm

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Amidst public fainting spells about the percentage of Wisconsinites (Wisconsians?) reputed to be binge drinkers, Jim Stingl offers a helpful diagnositic checklist. A nugget:

If you go to Miller Park and forget to walk into the stadium for the game, you might be a binge drinker.

If you look at a map of Wisconsin and think the Door County peninsula looks like a bottle opener, you might be a binge drinker.

If you find all the girls (or guys) really do get prettier at closing time, you might be a binge drinker.

All seriousness aside, as much as I like my tipple, I find the present glorifying of sports palace “tailgate” parties to be a bit outre.

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