Stray Question 0

Will there come a time when persons who have carnal thoughts be willing to admit that their thoughts are their thoughts, and not some phenomenon foisted upon them by outside agency?

Really, now, if you have a dirty mind, own up to it, take pride in it, revel in it, and, for Pete’s sake, stop blaming others for your carnal thoughts.

They are your thoughts and no one else’s.

Full disclosure:

I have nothing against dirty minds. Mine’s as dirty as they come.

I do have lots of things against hypocrites and Miss (and Mr.) Grundys.

Remember the old lady who called the local police chief and complained that local boys were swimming nude in the creek and she could see them. The chief told the boys to move upstream and they did.

The lady later called the chief to complain that she could still see the boys from the second floor windows, so the chief told the boys to move once more.

The lady called the chief again to complain that she could still see the boys. The chief said, “They’ve moved a quarter mile away.”

The lady said, “I can still see them. From the widow’s walk. With binoculars.”