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Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Glorious Spam! 0

Spam thefts are breaking out all over Hawaii.

These Spam snatchers are not hungry people desperate for Spam, said Tina Yamaki, president of the Retail Merchants of Hawaii. They are most likely part of a Spam black market that’s taking off in a state where the demand for Spam knows no bounds.

“Just Because He Could” 0

Much ink and many electrons have been consumed in wondering about the motive for the Las Vegas shootings. As I write this, no possible motive–at least not one that would make sense to most of us–has been proposed.

At Psychology Today Blogs, Joe Navorro suggests that such a motive may not be the issue.

Why did Ted Bundy, a good-looking man kill women who would have easily dated him? Because he could. Why did Luis Alfredo Garavito kill over 150 children in Colombia? Because he could. You see, the psychopath doesn’t need to have reasons, at least not like the rest of us. Psychopaths can exercise God-like powers over humans and that is gratifying enough. They can take a life or not, it is up to them. But why? To have God like powers is to be a deity—it is to be omnipotent. That is a powerful elixir for the psychopath and that is sometimes satisfactory enough. Maybe Stephen Paddock needed to exercise that power. We don’t know yet, but we should not ignore that possibility. The reality that there are predators like him among us, who think that way, should not come as a surprise.

Truth Is No Defense 0

Leonard Pitts, Jr., notes the death of facts. A snippet:

It’s not just Ken who makes me doubt (follow the link for the story of Ken–ed.). It’s also Fox “News” and talk radio. It’s Donald Trump’s lies, his war on journalism and people’s tolerance for both. And it’s studies dating to the 1970s, when researchers at Stanford first documented a counterintuitive phenomenon. Namely, that people tend not to change their minds when facts prove them wrong. Instead, they double down on the false belief.

All Coked Up 0

More stuff you can’t make up.

A gunman “dressed as a Coca-Cola bottle” yesterday robbed a Kentucky restaurant, police report.

Childhood’s End 0

Man reading newspaper says to woman,


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A Bumper Chop 0

More stuff you can’t make up.

Gas Warfare 0

More stuff you can’t make up.

Understanding the Trumpler 0

At Psychology Today Blogs, Joe Navarro, without naming names, offers a guide.

Ecstatic 0

El Reg reports that the hits just keep coming with a marvelously well-turned phrase:

Cops in northwestern Germany have seized 5,000 ecstasy tabs fashioned in the image of Donald J Trump’s head, indicating the prez continues to inspire people to seek out an alternative reality.

Caught Out 0

One more time, “freedom of speech” does not mean freedom from consequences.

Words fail me.

Phoning It In 0

Pig:  Whatcha reading, Goad?  Goat:  This book on drug addiction in the 1970s.  It was so widespread.  Pig:  What do you mean by addiction?  Goat:  Well, the drug becomes the focus of your life.  You can't stop.  And you slowly withdraw from the people closest to you.  Pig:  That's nuts.  I can't see that happening to our generation.  Goat:  You can't see what happening?  (Pause as Goat looks a his smartphone and crowds or persons walk by, unspeaking, while tapping on their phones' screens.)  Pig:  Nothing.  Goat:  Uh huh.  Right.


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(Open tag fixed.)

Insatiable 0

Danae and Pony in the woods and without cell signal.  Danae:  I can feel a hole opening up . . . it's getting bigger and needs to be filled with my Tweets.  Pony:  Uh, why?  Danae:  The Twittersphere is an insatial beast that must be constantly fed or it'll collapes, and you know what that would lead toQ!!!  Pony:  Proper spelling, grammar, and complete sentences?  Danae:  YES!  Who's got time for that?!


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Copyright Infringement? 0

More stuff you can’t make up.

State Fair 0

No, not the one with Pat Boone. The other one. (Link NSFW.)

The Match Game 0

More stuff you can’t make up.

Key Facts 0

Dan Casey marvels at his new $400.00 car key.

That Sinking Feeling 0

Honest to Betsy, you can’t make this stuff up.

Facebook Frolics 0

Bridezilla frolics.

“No one is saying you can’t go and write a review,” (plaintiff’s attorney Dave–ed.) Wishnew said. “Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequence. Things you put on the internet to attack a business have real-world consequences and that really resonated with the jury. You can’t go and burn someone’s house down and claim free speech.”

The Bickersons Go Electronic 0

El Reg reports:

A fella in the US is suing his ex?wife, alleging she broke federal wiretapping and privacy laws by snooping on his email during their divorce.

The case, just kicked off in an Illinois district court after six years of wrangling, pits Barry Epstein against his former spouse of 46 years, Paula Epstein, who filed for divorce in 2011. During their separation, Paula obtained, read and used his emails as leverage to get a favorable settlement, it is claimed.

Frankly, I don’t see how the “wiretapping” allegations can hold water between a married couple, even if they were in the midst of a divorce, but I do find it disturbing if, as clained, she shared communications between her husband and his lawyer with her own lawyer. I find even more disturbing that her lawyer didn’t tell her to stop.

Then, again, she may have done none of these things. It may just be the husband flailing about. Lots of flailing goes on during bitter divorces.

More at the link. Learn about and listen to the Bickersons. (Audio is in RealPlayer format.)

In His Salad Daze 0

He wanted more cucumbers, so he got nuts.

Incensed that there were not enough cucumbers in his salad, a Pennsylvania man allegedly threatened the life of a Wendy’s employee and later sought to drive away from the fast food eatery while a police officer had his arm inside the suspect’s vehicle, according to court records.

Details at the link.

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