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Another concrete case of politeness.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

According to the Ipswich Police Department, officers were called to the True North Ale Brewing on Country Road at approximately 5:17 p.m. for a report of a gun being fired. When officers arrived, they found a man in the dining area of the brewery shot when a gun he was carrying accidentally went off.

Yet another news writer demonstrates his or her ignorance of the meanings of the words “accidentally” and “negligently.”

Another case of concrete politeness.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” chooses to display his politeness on the pavement.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Be polite to our feathered friends.

Motherly politeness.

The stupid. It burns.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Another “responsible gun owner,” another child . . . .

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes yet another child to yet another gun.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

Investigators who viewed surveillance video said it looked like the subject accidentally discharged their gun while inside a business.

Police said the bullet hit an innocent bystander in the “lower extremities.”

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

The hunt for politeness continues.

In this case, the reak turkey was at the wrong end of the gun.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness goes to the dogs.

We are a failing state.

More politeness on the pavement.

We are a failing state.

Once again, a “responsible gun owner” uses his portable phallus to show politeness to a fellow motorist.

We are a broken society.

Show politeness to our furry friends.

Yet another proponent of the pellets of politeness practices random acts of politeness with his portable phallus.

Once again, politeness goes to the dogs.

Settle disagreements with politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

A case of filial politeness.

Afterthought:

It occurs to me that one of the sales techniques of the merchants of death is marketing fear. They have done so successfully, so that “shoot first, don’t ask questions,” has now become the default response of far too many oxymoronic “responsible gun owners.”