The new line of stoves from Maytag: The Halven.
He laid the phone next to the stove. They dialed it. Suddenly, the electronic control on the stovetop beeped. The digital display changed from a clock to the word “high.” As the phone was ringing, the broiler was heating up.
Follow the link for the rest of the story.
Maytag has taken the oven back to the lab for the exorcism.
H/T Linda for the link.