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Responsible gun owners celebrate politely.
Police told Johnson it appeared to be a fallen bullet, possibly from celebratory gunfire. It came in through the top of a bedroom window, ricocheted from a rail on a top bunk bed and landed on the bottom mattress, Johnson said. They found it about 10 inches from Miranda’s pillow.
One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.
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Yet another responsible gun owner discharges his responsibility.
The bullet ricocheted off some trees, then struck the man, according to the sheriff’s office.
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Demonstrate politeness when in heavily trafficked areas.
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And a polite society is a clean society.
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Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.
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Be polite to those who come to your aid in your time of need.
Sheriff Wade said the manager of the nearby Econo Lodge motel and a female driver who witnessed the accident went over to assist Guiford when he began to fire a gun from inside his truck.
Shortly after, Sheriff Wade reported that Guiford got out of his truck, shot the motel manager in the leg, then attempted to cross the highway.
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Protect yourself from those bedridden hospital patients.
During the investigation, the man suspected of the shooting returned to the hospital and was interviewed by detectives.
Following the above-referenced interview, this responsible gun owner was–er–detained.
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Self-politeness is the politest kind.
The man, whose identity has not been released, was adjusting his pants inside the apartment building at 635 E. 12th Street when the gun fired, striking him in his upper left thigh around 7:21, p.m. police sources said.
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Secure security, politely.
The gun discharged by accident, striking the young man in the leg, said Lt. Dennis Garren, police spokesman.
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When traversing the nation’s thoroughfares, let courtesy accompany you in the passenger seat.
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Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.
“I realized it was a gunshot, and we saw my dog run down the hill,” Masson said. “He only made it 10 – 15 feet down the hill before he laid down.”
Masson looked up the hill to see who was responsible for firing the weapon and injuring the dog, named Lucky.
“That’s when I noticed two individuals walking over and kind of looking directly at him and watching him kind of lay down,” he said. “And then they turned around and walked away.”
