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Responsible gun owners celebrate politely.

“Our daughter came running upstairs at 1:50 (a.m.), banging on the door and yelled, ‘Mommy, Mommy! Someone shot at us!’” Julie Johnson said. “At first we thought it was just fireworks, but she said, ‘No, there’s glass everywhere.’”

Police told Johnson it appeared to be a fallen bullet, possibly from celebratory gunfire. It came in through the top of a bedroom window, ricocheted from a rail on a top bunk bed and landed on the bottom mattress, Johnson said. They found it about 10 inches from Miranda’s pillow.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

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Yet another responsible gun owner discharges his responsibility.

According to the Dodge County Sheriff’s Office, the 80-year-old man was golfing at The Golf Club at Camelot when he was struck by a bullet, which was fired by a man attempting to shoot a woodchuck on his property.

The bullet ricocheted off some trees, then struck the man, according to the sheriff’s office.

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Unmasked politeness.

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Demonstrate politeness when in heavily trafficked areas.

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And a polite society is a clean society.

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Politeness is again child’s play.

Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

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Schoolhouse frolics.

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The Devout 0

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.

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Be polite to peaceful protestors.

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Be polite to those who come to your aid in your time of need.

Around 6:49 a.m., Sheriff Matthew Wade said 36-year-old Robert Sean Guiford of Panama City, Florida was traveling on Hwy 21 when his truck left the roadway and struck the Liquor King store.

Sheriff Wade said the manager of the nearby Econo Lodge motel and a female driver who witnessed the accident went over to assist Guiford when he began to fire a gun from inside his truck.

Shortly after, Sheriff Wade reported that Guiford got out of his truck, shot the motel manager in the leg, then attempted to cross the highway.

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Tales of the Trumpling: Snapshots of Trickle-Down Trumpery 0

A Juneteenth Trumpling.

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Be polite to our animal friends.

A woman living in the home told officers she was asleep when a loud noise awakened her and she found her dog, Lefty, lying in the floor in a pool of blood. The woman described Shuttleworth as “very intoxicated” and said he told her he shot the dog because it had an accident in the house earlier in the day which she had cleaned.

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Protect yourself from those bedridden hospital patients.

When officers arrived on scene, they were told that a man visiting a patient was seen leaving a room following a single gunshot. Police say they searched the hospital for the man but were unable to locate him.

During the investigation, the man suspected of the shooting returned to the hospital and was interviewed by detectives.

Following the above-referenced interview, this responsible gun owner was–er–detained.

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Self-politeness is the politest kind.

A 36-year-old man died in the East Village Saturday night after the gun he was carrying accidentally discharged in his waistband, according to police sources.

The man, whose identity has not been released, was adjusting his pants inside the apartment building at 635 E. 12th Street when the gun fired, striking him in his upper left thigh around 7:21, p.m. police sources said.

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Secure security, politely.

Investigators found that a man properly licensed to carry a gun was in the parking lot and securing it about 10 p.m. Monday.

The gun discharged by accident, striking the young man in the leg, said Lt. Dennis Garren, police spokesman.

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When traversing the nation’s thoroughfares, let courtesy accompany you in the passenger seat.

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Be polite to your friends.

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Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Michael Masson said as he and his daughter jumped on their trampoline, they heard what sounded like fireworks coming from the hill above their property.

“I realized it was a gunshot, and we saw my dog run down the hill,” Masson said. “He only made it 10 – 15 feet down the hill before he laid down.”

Masson looked up the hill to see who was responsible for firing the weapon and injuring the dog, named Lucky.

“That’s when I noticed two individuals walking over and kind of looking directly at him and watching him kind of lay down,” he said. “And then they turned around and walked away.”

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DIY politeness.

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