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For once, politeness didn’t go to the dogs.

It went to the goats.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels constrained to display his politeness.

The bartender said another patron noticed a weapon on Brown’s side, so they attempted to talk to him about the posted no-firearms policy. They said that’s when Brown pulled out a gun and waved it around.

Police say they were able to view security camera footage of the incident, which showed Brown aim the gun at the bartender and raise it in the air.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Another “unsecured” portable phallus.

Another child in another hospital.

Another day in NRA paradise.

The hunt for politeness meets politeness takes practice:

A 38-year-old bow hunter is in critical condition after being struck by a stray bullet while hunting in Essex Township (Michigan–ed.), police said.

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Investigators said an individual from a nearby property was target shooting and an errant round struck the 38-year-old hunter who was bow hunting in a hard sided ground blind.

When I was a young ‘un, the one time of the year in which we did not shoot at tin cans in the back yard at Pine View Farm was during hunting season, because there might be hunters in them thar woods in the background of that picture at the top of this blog.

So many guns. So much stupid.

The hunt for politeness continues.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Yet another improperly stored portable phallus.

Yet another child.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Authorities said the child’s parent went into a Dollar General in Oakwood, leaving the 7-year-old and two younger children in the vehicle. The child reportedly retrieved a handgun from inside the vehicle, and it discharged, striking the child in the leg.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Be sure to treat your coworkers to your politeness.

. . . and, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

(Police Capt. Ray–ed.) Mattas says Williams was cleaning his gun when it accidentally discharged. Mattas also says a live round had not been removed before the cleaning project began.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet more politeness on the pavement . . . .

We are a broken society.

When you attend a party, be sure to show politeness to your fellow celebrants.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

More neighborly politeness.

So many guns, so much stupid.

This “responsible gun owner” had a pocketful of politeness.

The incident happened on the night of September 15th at Señor Bird’s Tacos & Tequila Bar on West Washington Street when Clayton County Superior Court Judge Aaron B. Mason reportedly reached into his pocket for his wallet to pay for dinner and the Glock 27 pistol went off as he removed his hand.

Three people suffered minor injuries when struck by tile debris from the bullet impacting the floor,

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

More courtesy on the concrete.

We are a broken society.

A little brotherly politeness:

A 10-year-old boy is recovering after being shot in the shoulder last week.

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That investigation determined an older sibling unintentionally fired the gun on the second floor, the bullet traveling through the floor and hitting the boy downstairs.

Florida man.

The hunt for politeness continues.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness, leaving his friend with a bullet fragment lodged behind his eye in such a way that removal may not be possible.

The incident occurred Saturday as 25-year-old Bryan Trujillo was serving food at a birthday party that also featured a horse parade.

According to Trujillo, a man pulled out a gun and began shooting toward the ground near a horse.

These overgrown boys need to stop treating instruments of death as if they were toys.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” with another improperly stored exposed portable phallus.

Another dead toddler.

Another example that “accidental” can be a “Get Out of Jail Free” card for the negligent.