From Pine View Farm

The Internet Is a Public Place. So’s Your French Cellphone. 0

Experts say the recent ruling by the top French court — to accept phone exchanges as legitimate proof of adultery — will make it easier for the French to get divorced. Previously, husbands and wives often had to wait for years to escape a marriage if they could not prove that their spouse was misbehaving or mistreating them.

Therefore . . .

“Text not lest ye be texted.”

“Everyone should get text education.”

“Keep your keystrokes to yourself.”

“How’s your text life?”

“Hey, Baby, what’s your keystroke?”

“I’ll show you my Android if you’ll show me your Symbian.”

And, for the clean freaks, “Has your keypad been Sanfordized?”

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