May, 2010 archive
Ben Nelson ATM Humor 0
Today it came out that Senator Ben Nelson asserts that he doesn’t know how to use an ATM, though he does claim to know how to use a self-serve gas pump.
“The Bottom of the Fox” 1
In 1981, Eddie Joubert was hacked to death in the cellar of his bar, The Bottom of the Fox, in Delaware Water Gap, Pennsylvania.

Delaware Water Gap is both a village and a place.
The place is where the Delaware River cuts through the Appalachian Mountains, which, in Pennsylvania, form series of long, unbroken ridges, rather than the irregular bumps and valleys and gaps farther south in Maryland, Virginia, and the Carolinas.
The village is a town that has suffered ups and downs–mostly downs–over the years. It is located on the northeastern edge of the area loosely known as “The Poconos,” though Mt. Pocono itself is to the southwest. Though a relatively short distance from New York City, Delaware Water Gap was then far, far away from urban centers.
In The Bottom of the Fox, Shaun Mullen traces the multiple influences which, in his view, led to that and to other murders occurring during the 70s (and 1981 is close enough to the 70s to be included in that decade, while the persons involved were definitely of the 70s); he sees a common influence in a number of deaths. He also portrays how a relatively isolated and depressed area can become culturally inbred and corrupt–not corrupt in the common political sense of bribery and kick-backs, but corrupt on a much deeper and more dangerous level.
The first chapter describes the murder.
Successive chapters look at the various threads–the development of resorts in the Poconos, the coming of Interstate 80, the repeated efforts to dam the Delaware, and others–that the author sees as leading to the first chapter.
About two-thirds of the way through the book, I was wondering whether the author would be able to pull the threads together into a coherent and satisfying conclusion.
He does.
It is not a pretty story. My friend was unable to finish it because it was too depressing.
The book betrays Mr. Mullen’s long career as a journalist. It is readable and direct. The language is plain-spoken and blunt, facts not theory, but with creative turns of phrase that had me saying from time to time to my friend, who is an editor by trade, “Listen to this.” It even sent me looking up a word.
Buy the book.
Mullen, Shaun D., The Bottom of the Fox, (Charleston, SC: Fishy Business Press, April 2010, ISBN 1-4515-2361-0) 125 pp.
Turning Adolescent Stupidity into Felonies 1
You tax dollars at work:
Authorities have charged five teenagers in a sexting case at Franklin County High School.
Commonwealth’s Attorney Cliff Hapgood says the charges include felony counts of using cell phones to possess and transmit pornography involving minors.
Hapgood says a female student took pictures of herself with a male student’s cell phone in a bathroom at the high school. The male student then sent pictures to other students.
More stupid at the link.
One hopes the parents have heard of this case.
And the Rand Prize Winner . . . . (Updated) (Updated Again) 0
Left and Moderate Blogistans are roiling today over the Rand Paul interview in which he opposes the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
If you want to read about it, go to Memeorandom; it’s the top story there. Since the Memeorandum rankings will change, here’s a link to the Memeorandum page as of 2:00 p. m. today.
Many persons are inclined to be charitable, attributing his statements to the rigidity of Libertarianism and not to ill motives on the part of Mr. Paul. This bit from Jamelle Bouie is an example:
The argument seems to be that Libertarians’ desire to be intellectually pure renders them unable to see how their logical ivory tower conclusions fail when applied to real life.
I am not so charitable.
If Libertarians were so perceptive and so intellectually rigorous as they repeatedly and enthusiastically congratulate themselves for being, they would recognize the damnable results of some of their reasoning logical constructs.
Now, I’ve known some Libertarians (No, I can’t say, “Some of my best friends are Libertarians,” because our lives just didn’t flow in the same direction for reasons that had nothing to do with politics). One on one, they were quite pleasant folks to have a drink or go boating with.
Libertarians are easily recognized by the miniature copies of the Constitution* which they whip from their breast pockets on the slightest of pretexts, coupled with their belief that American society hasn’t changed since 1783. As a commenter to this excellent post by Steve Benen points out:
Rand Paul for Senate: 21st Century Problems, 18th century solutions
The problem with Libertarianism is the same as that with Ayn Rand’s economic and political theories (to which many Libertarians avow allegiance): both view the world as a crossword puzzle. If every player plays by the rules and enters the academically correct answer to each prompt or clue, a pleasingly correct and symmetrical result will be attained.
Living is not a crossword puzzle, nor is governance.
Living is more like a wading pool full of three-year-olds. A philosophy of governance that fails to recognize that is intellectually bankrupt and morally dangerous.
Libertarianism is not a coherent philosophy. It is a nice dress suit worn by a variant of traditional American rightwing crankery.
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*Most assuredly not the copy distributed by the ACLU, since the ACLU actually thinks about what the damned thing means in real life.
Addendum, Later that Same Afternoon:
Steve Benen rounds up Republican reaction so far. They seem to be running for “no comment” cover. A nugget:
Aside from the obvious — no Profile In Courage Award nominations for these two — it’s worth emphasizing that avoiding comment won’t do as a political strategy. Rand Paul was some oddball Kentucky ophthalmologist, but he’s now the Republican Party’s nominee for a U.S. Senate seat. At some point, the party will need a response to Paul’s extreme ideology.
Addendum-dee-dum-dum:
John Cole:
Twits on Twitter, Scam Alert 0
From the Guardian:
Using the tagline “haha this is the funniest video ive EVER SEEN!”, and a wide variety of Twitter hashtags, the website instead uses a Java exploit to drop a keylogger program and a banking Trojan (which will search your hard drive for any banking details and watch when you log in to online banking sites) on Windows computers that visit it.
Primary Colors 0
Field discusses primaries and colors.
What he has to say about primaries is, in my opinion, right on.
What he recounts about colors is pretty damned disgusting.
Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go 0
Bad week on jobs front. Unemployment claims back up above 450 grand.
(snip)
Analysts polled by Reuters had expected claims to fall to 440,000. A Labor Department official said there was nothing unusual in the state level data.
The four-week moving average of new claims, which is considered a better measure of underlying labor market trends, rose 3,000 to 453,500.
By the way, don’t let those Reuters analysts help you pick the ponies next time you go to the track.
Overkill 2
I have been quite clear over my opinion that flying the Confederate Flag is generally in bad taste and often offensive. Indeed, its display is often purposely offensive, intentionally signifying base and repulsive political and social positions.
Nevertheless, recognizing that does not mean that we should deny the Civil War. Indeed, we must remember the Civil War, what caused it, why it happened, and what lessons we can draw from it.
This seems to me to be overkill. Note that Fredricksburg is surrounded by Civil War battlefields: Wilderness, Chancellorsville, Spotsylvania, Fredericksburg itself. Note, also, that this is a private business and I suspect it is more concerned with not alienating potential customers than it is with making any kind of statement.
The Muvico theater includes a Civil-War themed bar and the mural is painted on a wall of an outside seating area. The mural depicts a U.S. flag on one side, a Confederate flag on the other, and has stars, an eagle and other adornments.
If it weren’t for the offensive uses of the Confederate flag, a plainly commemorative use such at this would not be noticed.
Empty Gestures 0
Like this is going to make a difference.
Vacation Fantasies 1
A dream, mistily perceived as through the rainbow of an oil-coated window: Tony Hayward, water skis, no wetsuit, Gulf of Mexico.
Texas Board of Education Wants To Disappear the Slave Trade 3
Emphasis added.
The changes, put forward by the Board of Education’s conservative members, include referring to the slave trade as the “Atlantic triangular trade”.
Jesus.
Words fail me.
No, they do not. But I shan’t use those words here.
Afterthought: They won’t be satisfied until they put them darkies back in their rightful place, goldurnit.
Smokescreens 0
No. It’s not. The underlying justification for it, the oddly named “cliimategate” allegations, have been thoroughly discredited as by every impartial outfit that has looked into them.
It’s about suppressing research that doesn’t fit the wingnut worldview, that might justify governmental action, and that would require businesses to consider the public welfare.
It is, in short, about protecting the privileged.
Spill Here, Spill Now 0
Numbers. Thin air.
In associated documents filed with the U.S. Minerals Management Service, the company says that it would be able to skim 17.6 million gallons of oil a day from the Gulf in the event of a spill.
(Via Atrios).
Meanwhile, across the street:
Abbott alleges that when he warned BP about the dangers presented by the missing documentation the company ignored his concerns and instead emphasized saving money.
And down the hall, it’s rounding the Keys and heading up the coast:

Click here for a larger image.
The Guardian has more.
Zandar is calling it “Lake Palin.” Wonder if that’s what I’ll be swimming in this summer.
Spill Here, Spill Now 0
The Navy says, “Wait a minute.”
Dealing a further blow to Gov. Bob McDonnell’s plan to drill off the coast to raise revenue for transportation, the review concludes that only 22 percent of the ocean bottom that Virginia has proposed for drilling should be open to unrestricted drilling.
Much more information at the link.
The Fee Hand of the Market, Acey Deucy in the Shoesy Dept. 0
StevenD at the Booman Tribune reports on bid rigging by Wall Street:
Unfortunately for them the firms they relied upon as their advisers to get the best deals on the GIC’s they were purchasing were in league with Bank of America, JP Morgan, Cititcorp, Lehman Bros. and a multitude of other banks to rig the bids so that the local municipalities etc. got lower interest rates than the market rate for the GIC’s which they assumed had been bid to acquire the highest interest rates available. The money from these sales of below market rate GIC’s was pocketed by the banks after paying the “adviser” kickbacks ranging from $4,500 to $475,000 per deal.
Read the whole thing.
Great Moments in Punditry 0
A sitting member of the House of Representatives beats a sitting member of the Senate for the Democratic senatorial nomination in Pennsylvania, thereby sending an anti-incumbent message.
The Venomously Fee Hand of the Market 0
I have been receiving Popular Mechanics for some reason or other. I sometimes find something interesting in it, but certainly not enough to renew the subscription that came to me from I know not where. I’m not planning to build my own submarine or jump off a mountain in a homemade flying suit any time soon.
This issue is different: I learned from it that the supply of anti-venom used to counteract bites from venomous snakes in the United States and throughout the world is drying up. The anti-venom is not much in demand because not all that many persons get snake bites; but it’s absolutely necessary for those who do.
Why the shortage? The drug companies consider the market just too small and aren’t interested in making the stuff.
Unlike other types of drugs, the ones we see advertised on cable television, the drug companies cannot mount ad campaigns to convince persons to ask their doctors for some anti-venom they way they try to convince persons to ask their doctors for sleeping pills.
Do you have trouble sleeping an night? You might have snake bite. Ask your doctor about Antivenomax, the diamondback pill!.
Remember,
Red on black,
friend of Jack.
Black on red,
Antivenomax–
the diamondback pill.
Nah. Won’t work.
So if a venomous snake bites you, you may just be on your own.
Here’s more from the U. K. Independent newspaper.
Cantor’s Cant 0
The first results are in on Eric Cantor’s “YouCut” poll.
Steve Benen comments:
But like most Republican gimmicks, this has nothing to do with what’s real, and everything to do with what Cantor and his cohorts can get people to believe.
QOTD 0
Malcolm X, from the Quotemaster:
You can’t separate peace from freedom because no one can be
at peace unless he has his freedom.