From Pine View Farm

2010 archive

Round and Round It Goes 2

You’ve heard of the 30 Years War? Here’s 23 years of Fruitcake War.

Then there was the year that Joan brought the cake, still in its sealed box, to the local Star Market and asked the baker if he’d cover it with foil and frosting and disguise it as a Christmas cake. “They put a Santa Claus and a sleigh on it,’’ Joan said yesterday. When Jeanne cut into it at her open house, the knife nearly broke in pieces, everyone yelling, ‘Gotcha!’’’

Read the whole thing. It contains more than one smile.

Share

QOTD 0

Rebecca West, from the Quotemaster (subscribe here):

Did St. Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats.

Share

The Entitlement Society 0

Andy Borowitz on Goldman’s sacks.
Follow the link for the full report.

In a rare press conference, the usually reclusive Prince of Darkness defended Goldman’s bonuses today, welcoming reporters at his apartment in New York’s Trump Tower.

“I don’t doubt for a minute that my friends at Goldman deserved those bonuses,” Satan said, adding that “buying their souls was the best investment I ever made.”

Share

Update from the Phony War on Christmas 0

Zombie lies never die, American Red Cross version:

The American Red Cross has been receiving calls and inquiries about erroneous allegations concerning a “ban on Christmas” that are based on an eight-year-old story about the British Red Cross. Unfortunately, this 2002 story is circulating again on the Internet, causing some people to think it is a new development and prompting questions about the American Red Cross policy regarding holiday decorations in its facilities.

Atrios, talking about something else, puts the phony war on Christmas in a nutshell:

Of course most of this complaining isn’t really religion based but tribal. I don’t really think Lou Dobbs or Bill O’Reilly are particularly religious people, they’re just mad that not everyone is “American” in precisely the same way they are.

Share

Over There 0

Share

Responsible Fiscals 0

Cuomo sues the some of the three-card monte dealers on Wall Street, in this case, Ernst and Young for helping Lehman hide its debt.

Bloomberg:

“This practice was a house-of-cards business model designed to hide billions in liabilities in the years before Lehman collapsed,” Cuomo said today in one of his last cases as attorney general. “Just as troubling, a global accounting firm, tasked with auditing Lehman’s financial statements, helped hide this crucial information from the investing public.”

The state seeks to recover more than $150 million in fees collected by Ernst & Young for work performed for Lehman from 2001 to 2008, plus investor damages and equitable relief, Cuomo said.

Share

“The World Is Mine Ear, Which I Shall Ope with My Sword” 0

“The nurse was checking my ear and said, ‘Do you use Q-Tips?'” Wright said. “I said yes, and she said, ‘you’ve got one in your right ear, I’ll get it out.’ She tried getting it and then she was like, ‘Whoa, this is hard. This is not a Q-Tip. Looks like you got a pearl in your ear.'”

Next up: peas, nose.

Share

Let’s Go Visit Santa Claus! 0

Republican Christmas

Via BartBlog.

Share

Interview with an Exorcist 0

From the Guardian, offered without comment:

“There is a need for more exorcists,” (The Rev. Gary–ed.) Thomas agreed. The demand comes from parishioners, who tell priests they or a family member need exorcism. Thomas ascribes increased demand to increased “activity of paganism and idolatrous practices among Catholics,” and to people confusing mental disease with possession.

Share

QOTD 0

Susan Langer, from the Quotemaster (subscribe here):

A philosophy is characterized more by the formulation of its problems than by its solution of them.

Share

And Now for Something Completely Different 0

Arch Linux in Virtual Box on Debian Lenny:

More about Arch at Geekazine.

Share

Brendan Tells a Christmas Story 0

It’s kind of scary and depressing and it’s one of the best-written things he’s done.

Share

Words Fail Me (Updated) 0

Shorter Haley Barbour:

Addendum:

Leopard, spots.

Share

Facebook Frolics 0

Frankly, I think this is creepy:

Facebook announced a plan to use face-recognition technology in photo sharing. The semi-automated tagging service, which will roll out gradually to Facebook members in the United States starting this week could be a great convenience but it also raises some interesting questions.

There are some reassuring aspects to the announcement. To begin with, the company has said that it will keep its existing privacy options around photos and tagging, which include your ability to block tagging or limit who can tag you as well as the ability to remove tags from images after they are posted. Facebook also notifies you whenever you’re tagged in an image.

The company also announced that it will allow users to opt out of having their name suggested to friends during the photo tagging process. If you disable “Suggest photos of me to friends,” your name will “no longer be suggested in photo tags, though friends can still tag you manually,” according to the Facebook blog.

With the new system, face-recognition software will analyze your photos as you upload them and attempt to identify who is in the picture. It’s not trying to compare the pictures you upload with a database of everyone in the world, everyone on Facebook or even every one of your friends. Instead, according to a representative, it’s looking at the people you interact with most frequently.

I do not tag pictures on Facebook. In fact, most of the few pictures I post are of scenery. not persons.

One reason is that I seldom take pictures of persons when I am with them; I’m too busy enjoying (I hope) their company. The other, and more important one, is that I wonder about the wisdom of uploading someone’s picture without permission. I wonder even more about naming them, even if they use Facebook, unless they are already public figures doing things in public.

My limited use of Facebook leads me to believe that most Facebook frequenters do not mess with the default privacy settings, and the default so far has tended towards treating all your “Facebook friends” as if they were your long lost brothers and sisters with no secrets from anyone.

Follow the link for more information on how “feature” is expected to work.

Share

DWD: Driving While Dumb 0

From El Reg:

An Indianoplis man was pulled in by cops last week for drunk driving while watching porn.

Actually, he was only charged with drunk driving – Indiana law not appearing to have a law governing the viewing of smut while hurtling down the highway while nominally in control of a tonne-and-a-half of car. At least not at the moment.

He was so engrossed in the flick that he didn’t turn it off when the cop came to his window.

I predict a sales increase for the producers.

Share

The Actual War on Christmas (Updated) 0

The Republican policies that make the rich, richer and the poor, poorer.

Santas can’t get work.

“People are telling us they just can’t afford a photo with Santa,” Trolli said.

Even in-demand Santas with real beards have had to slash rates, Trolli said. They once commanded $200 an hour, but now they’re charging half that.

Trolli said that anecdotally, his members’ bookings are off about 25 percent. Other Santas around the nation said that in good years, they booked 40 events a season and are down to fewer than 10. Others who once booked 10 events a year are down to none.

Addendum:

Talk about serendipity, this was in my RSS feed this morning:

Share

QOTD 0

George Bernard Shaw:

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Share

Seen on the Street 5

What’s wrong with this picture?

Baked Fuji Applies

Share

Twits on Twitter 0

No incoming twits about RLS and couples who use separate bathtubs:

Executives at pharmaceutical companies are all tied in knots about what they can and can’t say through social media sites like Twitter, Facebook and other popular Web forums where patients and doctors congregate.

They worry that one wrong move will land them in the penalty box with the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, their federal regulator.

A recent survey from audit and consulting firm Deloitte found that 35 percent of companies surveyed had no interest in social media, a striking number given that the general public seems enamored with such 21st century pleasures as Tweeting on Twitter and Friending on Facebook. Many firms see the new media as a gold mine for customer engagement.

But more than half of firms surveyed by Deloitte said confusion about what regulators believe is appropriate communication over social networks gives them heartburn about participating.

Share

Was Jesus a Liberal Democrat? 0

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog</a> March to Keep Fear Alive

Via Delaware Liberal.

Share