I Won’t Watch the State of the Union Address 0
I’ll read about it later. That’s what newspapers are for.
Andy Borowitz reports that Republicans are getting ready for it.
For seven grueling days, GOP congressmen have been behind closed doors, refining their best winces, grimaces, and other sourpuss mannerisms under the tutelage of Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio).
“Looking like you’ve just sucked on a lemon is harder than it seems,” said Mr. Boehner. “It doesn’t come naturally for everyone like it does for Mitch McConnell.”
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