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March, 2013 archive

Cyber-Hype 0

In the Guardian, Heather Brooke calls out the news outfits who fell for the DDoS that broke the internet story this week.

A lot of people have a lot to gain from peddling scare stories about cyber “warfare”. As with any type of politics it’s important to know precisely who is making the claims and what their interests are.

In whose interest is it to hype up the collapse of the internet from a DDoS attack? Why, the people who provide cyber security services of course. And looking at the reporting, almost all the sources are directly involved and have a vested interest. The claims about the scale of the attack are from CloudFlare, the anti-DDoS firm hired by Spamhaus to ward off the attack. Eschewing subtlety they blogged about the event: “The DDos that Almost Broke the Internet”.

As soon as you have a source with a direct involvement, scepticism should be your guide. Sadly, reporters don’t always have the time or space for scepticism, and increasingly they are judged only on their ability to fill space at speed. In this environment there is no incentive to challenge a good yarn.

The sad truth is that many persons who call themselves “technology reporters,” at least outside the highly specialized tech media world, have no clue how computers work. To them, computers (and smartphones, tablets, what have you) are still magic boxes; the “technology reporters” don’t even know the right questions to ask.

They may know what the newest overpriced hunk of iJunk is, but they couldn’t assign a static IP address to their home computer for love or money. Heck, they probably don’t even know what a “static ip address” is (Google it).

And these are the people shaping tech news for the public.

Follow the link. Ms. Brooke offers a list of questions that you can ask–and that the “technology reporters” did not–the next time a story like this is spawned by the Society for the Full Employment of Security Consultants.

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A Picture Is Worth 0

Will Ferrell:  I feel so blessed that the government protects my wife and me from the dangers of gay marriage so we can safely go and buy some assault weapons.

Via PoliticalProf.

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1-800-GO2-HELL 0

Leonard Pitts, Jr., calls tech support.

BTDT.

Aside:

The surest way for a company to change my polite inquiry into incoherent rage is to force me to use a voice-activated menu, usually read by a woman who has overdosed on uppers and become lost in some delusional Bali Hai.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

As an addendum to a much longer column about the Supreme Court hearing on DOMA (go read it, by the way), Dick Polman includes this delightful little observation:

Meanwhile, in other news, mass murderer Adam Lanza fired 154 rounds from his Bushmaster in less than five minutes. Or, as the gun-fetishists call it, Freedom.

That, my friends, is truly intense politeness.

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Gun Nut Viagra 0

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QOTD 0

Samuel Goldwyn:

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

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Break Time 0

Off to drink liberally.

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50 Shades of Cuccinelli 0

Cianti Stewart-Reid addresses Virginia Attorney-General Ken Cuccinelli’s crusade to keep them wimmen folk barefoot, pregnant, and under control. A nugget:

Despite all this, Cuccinelli’s crusade continues. Earlier this year, he compared his fight against the birth control benefit to the civil rights struggle led by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and argued that opponents of no co-pay birth control should be willing to “go to jail” to fight the law. Furthermore, in his book, “The Last Line of Defense: The New Fight for American Liberty,” he makes no apologies for his anti-women’s health record and agenda and instead attacks laws requiring insurers to cover certain kinds of health care – such as preventive care for women – likening them to forced food purchases. He repeatedly calls the birth control benefit the “sterilization mandate.”

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Punditocracy: Don’t Admit Error, Don’t Look Back 0

Tom Tomorrow:  There is no penalty for the pundit who is always wrong.

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Absurd News of the Absurd 0

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

A bumper day for the politeness Do Bee, who offers up three lessons.

1. Let no chance for politeness pass you by.

(The) incident started when two 20-year-olds in a vehicle on East Cherokee Drive spotted a black Lexus driving erratically, according to Lt. Jay Baker with the Cherokee County Sheriff’s Office. The two females passed the Lexus, prompting that car’s driver to then pursue the women’s car for several miles, Baker said.

“Out of fear, one of the victims called a friend, advised him of the situation and asked if he would meet them on Apple Orchard Lane,” Baker said in an emailed statement.

The driver of the Lexus, later identified as Richard Wilt, 42, of Woodstock, followed the women to the Apple Orchard Lane cul-de-sac, where both vehicles stopped, Baker said. That’s when Wilt allegedly opened fire on the women, firing a round at their vehicle, witnesses told police.

2. Also, politeness is cool in school:

A young student at Soos Creek Elementary in Kent was pulling his jacket out of his backpack Tuesday afternoon when a gun fell out and hit the floor, according to the Kent School District.

(snip)

Loftis said the student, who he described as a very young child, did not bring the gun to school with the intent to harm anyone; it was just something cool he found at home.

3. Always be polite to the officer when he stops you for running a full stop (this fellow was quite determined to be courteous–follow the link):

Baldwin Park, known for large homes, walking trails and family-friendly special events, became the scene of a violent confrontation Wednesday when a 63-year-old driver punched and shot at a police sergeant who had written him a ticket for running a stop sign, investigators said.

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“Here, Occifer, Have a Joint” 0

Never a good idea.

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Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go 0

Disappointing, but look for more of this as the evul fedrul guvmint sequesters its employees.

First-time jobless claims rose by 16,000 to 357,000 in the week ended March 23, the highest level in more than a month, Labor Department data showed today in Washington. The median forecast of 48 economists surveyed by Bloomberg called for an increase to 340,000. The four-week average climbed from the lowest level in five years.

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The less-volatile four-week moving average climbed to 343,000, up from 340,750, which was the lowest since 2008.

The number of people continuing to receive jobless benefits fell by 27,000 to 3.05 million in the week ended March 16, the fewest since June 2008. The continuing claims figure doesn’t include Americans receiving extended unemployment benefits under federal programs.

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Twits on off Twitter 0

Two teenage girls accused of sending threatening tweets about the 16-year-old victim in the Steubenville rape case were released on house arrest today and ordered not to use social media.

The girls, both 16, had been confined to juvenile detention since one turned herself in and the other was arrested March 18.

Girls defending rapists.

No self-awareness. None whatsoever.

Read more »

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Sequestrian Dressage 0

Republicans discover that the evul fedrul guvmint actually does useful stuff.

They sowed the wind. Now they reap.

Now, nearly a month after President Obama was forced to issue the sequestration order, the central source of GOP’s real sequestration anxiety is becoming clear.

“I am disappointed to learn of the FAA’s decision to implement the budget sequestration by closing the air traffic control tower in Columbia,” wrote Rep. Vicky Hartzler (R-MO). “This decision is disappointing not only because it presents a safety concern, but it is unwise from a budget perspective as Columbia’s tower is part of the Contract Tower Program that is cost-effective for taxpayers. There is plenty of waste that can be trimmed by administrators implementing the budget sequester and there is absolutely no need to put Columbia workers on unemployment because of the Obama Administration’s poor choices on where to cut.”

Sequestration generally provides agencies little flexibility to determine what parts of their budgets to cut — agencies with broad missions have to cut every program by the same percentage. But the majority of FAA’s employees are air traffic controllers, and as a result, FAA has identified and announced its intent to close nearly 150 relatively low-volume towers to help meet its $600 million sequestration this fiscal year.

Notice that all government spending is waste until cutting it affects their districts.

Pah!

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QOTD 0

Jean Giraudoux:

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.

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A Picture Is Worth 0

Chart showing comparative cost of hospital stay in US and eight other countries.  It's almost 12 times more than Australia, the next closes country.


Click for a larger image.

Via The Daily Banter.

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Backwoods Boys 0

As a Southerner, I sometimes resent the portrayal of Southerners as hicks and boobs. From the days of old-time radio up through the Beverly Hillsillies on to Honey-Boo-Boo, it’s a steady current in the media.

But, really, with this sort of stuff, you can understand why:

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The Things That You’re Liable To Read in the Bible . . . . 0

Biblical Literalist:  I'm against gay marriage because the Bible says it's an abomination.  It's right there between the part where it says it's okay to sell your child into slavery and the part where it says people who work on the Sabbath should be stoned to death.  And when the ruling on pork comes down, I'll be there too.

Via Bob Cesca’s Awesome Blog.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Practice random acts of politeness.

An 8-year-old girl climbing on a play structure outside the Lawrence Hall of Science in the hills above UC Berkeley was hit in the leg with an arrow and hospitalized Tuesday, police said.

The girl was hit with a crossbow arrow about 10:10 a.m. as she was climbing a replica of a whale, UC Berkeley police Capt. Steve Roderick said. The structure is outside the public science center located at 1 Centennial Drive, above the campus.

I know.

Not a gun.

Still gunnuttery.

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