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September, 2014 archive

Republican Family Values 0

There ain’t nothin’ like ’em.

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Jurist Prudent 0

Republican:  Your Honor, we are suing Obama because he used his executive authority to delay Obamacare that we voted to repeal 54 times.  Judge (dissolves in laughter).

From the accompanying post notes that the lawyer house Republicans hired to argue their case has quit “out of embarrassment.”

Via Bob Cesca’s Awesome Blog.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

More polite parenting:

The sheriff calls it a sad and tragic day.

“There was a couple loaded rifles in the car, and one discharged fatally shooting a 12-year-old girl in the backseat,” explained Chippewa County Sheriff Robert Savoie.

Even worse, he says this could have been prevented

“Obviously here, gun safety is extremely important this time of year. We have issues here. There’s a loaded gun not pointed in a safe direction, and the safety wasn’t activated.”

More persons too stupid to have guns.

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Twits on Twitter 0

Jeopardized twits.

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Calvacade of Stupid 0

Jon Stewart lampoons Congressional Republicans’ ignorance of science.

Below the fold in case it autoplays.

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Even Hobson Wouldn’t Choose . . . . 0

Cartoon illustrating a shoulder-fired missile launcher and eight+

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The I’s Have It 0

Stephen Colbert collects himself some narcissisms.

Below the fold, because it may autoplay. Also, there’s a commercial.

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QOTD 0

Lee Trevino:

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That’s what happens when you haven’t been home in eighteen years.

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iJunk Dealers 0

Mark Goulston tries to explain how Apple’s hype machine works to convince persons to buy admission to Apple’s walled orchard.

Apple’s secret is to rapidly move customers from the dullness of their comfort zone to the thrill of an adrenaline rush and to do it safely where all you have to do is buy their products.

Sadly, he seems to have bought the hype himself; the article takes it for granted that iJunk really is worth the price.

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It Ain’t Necessarily So 0

Debunking de bunk.

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Ryan’s Smoke 1

Jonathan Chait explains how Paul Ryan’s budget math does not compute.

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Leading from Behind 0

Bob Molinaro.

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“Legislative Malpractice” 0

Chris Honore:

History tells us that as a nation we have done exceptional things — big things, much of it for the common good — and yet our Republican Congress either obstructs or waits, turning legislative malpractice into an art form, spending days in vacuous ideological riffs and meaningless investigations.

Follow the link to read the indictment.

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Profiles in Market Baskets 0

Read Pia Glenn’s description of shopping while black. Here’s a snippet:

From the moment that I set my basket down, a store employee with a “Manager” name tag came over and stood behind me. The employee was a large, hulking, caucasian male. I don’t mention this arbitrarily. I never do. Anywho, I clocked him right away, but I honestly didn’t think much of it. A manager in a grocery store has every right to stand there, and I certainly can’t blame him for his physique.

And maybe he only appeared to be looking at me. The world doesn’t revolve around me; he could have actually been focused on who-knows-what in the distance beyond me, so I tried to ignore him and went on about my business.

A few items into ringing up my stuff, my peripheral vision told me that he hadn’t budged, and all that benefit of the doubt I was dispensing grew wings and flew right out the window. . . .

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The Voter Fraud Fraud 0

In Wingnut World, voting is not a right. It’s a tactic.

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Swampwater . . . 0

. . . produces swamp gas, even in Dubai, which, as far as I know, has no swamps.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Be polite to your spouse or significant other.

A 59-year-old Bradenton man accidentally shot his 58-year-old wife in the head when he dropped his gun on the ground and it fired, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. . . .

Both said they were preparing to play golf when he removed a small five-shot revolver from his pocket, dropped it and it discharged when it hit the floor, according to the report. The round grazed the woman on the side of her head and they drove together to the emergency room.

Via Southern Beale.

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QOTD 0

G. K. Chesterton:

“My country, right or wrong,” is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, “My mother, drunk or sober.”

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Twits on Twitter 0

Trumping twits.

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War and Mongers of War 0

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