From Pine View Farm

January, 2015 archive

Edumacation, Republican Style 0

Boy reading a science book with a flashlight under the covers.  Republcan father bursts in and boy says,

Via Job’s Anger.

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Just for the Fund of It 0

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.

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Brand Loco 0

A South Carolina man is facing narcotics charges after police last night found him in possession of a bag of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, specifically a “New England Patriots drug pipe.”

No word on whether the pipe was properly inflated.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

More parental politeness.

Police say the boy was at his home in the 1600 block of Norton Street when he went into a bedroom where his father was sleeping and found a handgun. The boy’s mother told police she was awake in the living room when the boy went to the same room as his father to go to bed.

The mother told police approximately 10 minutes later she heard a single gunshot. The boy’s father awoke to find his son injured from a gunshot wound to the head.

Having more guns lying about will, no doubt, eliminate such events in the future. At least, so says the NRA.

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The Regent in Suspense 0

I’ve been wondering whether something like this would happen.

The Virginia State Bar announced today it has suspended former Gov. Bob McDonnell’s law license effective Jan. 29.

The bar’s Disciplinary Board decided the suspension as a result of McDonnell’s conviction on 11 federal corruption charges, according to a public notice. His license was already administratively suspended because McDonnell hasn’t paid his dues since mid-October 2014, it said.

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Strike(s) Three 0

Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney pointing at each other and saying,

Via Job’s Anger.

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QOTD 0

David Hume:

The life of man is of no greater importance to the universe than that of an oyster.

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Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em 0

Sean Mullen peers though the smoke and sees some good news.

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Lucas Light and Tragic 0

Contrary to what you might think, there are only three Star Wars movies. Any others are counterfeit.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Parent politeness is paramount.

Kevin Ahles had left his 2-year-old son, Kaleb, in the front seat of the car and returned to carrying boxes in preparation for a family move to Hernando County. Kaleb somehow crawled across the seat and opened the glove compartment, where his father kept a .380-caliber handgun, deputies said.

Kaleb then lifted the gun, turned it so that it faced his chest and squeezed the trigger.

This is gun nut paradise writ large.

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“Shoot First, Ask Question Later” 0

Always a good policy.

I can’t help wondering whether the secret sauce in gunnuttery is the wish to kill someone, anyone, just to see what it feels like.

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The Ballad of Little Ricky . . . 0

. . . by the Booman.

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Light Bloggery 0

Family matters.

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QOTD 0

Hubert Humphrey:

Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.

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Still Flipping after All These Years 0

Mitt the Flip hasn’t changed his spots (but you can be certain that, if he could, he would).

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The Golden Fleecing 0

In search of the elusive one who’s born every minute.

Bigfoot enthusiast Tom Biscardi, who runs the website Searching for Bigfoot, is planning an initial public offering to pump cash into his quest for the (let’s face it) mythical beast, according to the Wall Street Journal.

As stated in his filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission, Biscardi hopes that selling stock in Bigfoot Project Investments will raise $3 million, the Journal reported.

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“Strange Fruit” 0

My local rag’s David Hall writes of the funeral of Carl Long, a man of many firsts (“he helped break the color barrier in the Carolina League in 1956 . . . .became Kinston’s first black Trailways bus driver, its first black deputy and its first black detective”). The column is worth a read, but this bit leapt out at me.

Long remembered, clear as day, riding on a team bus over the segregated South’s back roads and seeing black men hanging from trees, their lives taken in the name of an accepted hatred.

One more time: When next you hear someone romanticizing “the Lost Cause,” ask him or her to specify out loud for all to hear just precisely what cause was lost.

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Haters Gotta Hate . . . 0

. . . and this one demands that the government require that others hate right along with him.

The reasoning is as twisted (“If you don’t hate along with me, you are discriminating against me”) as the chutzpah is impressive.

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Fully Vetted 0

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Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go 0

Down a bit.

Jobless claims decreased by 10,000 to 307,000 in the week ended Jan. 17, from a revised 317,000 in the prior period, a Labor Department report showed on Thursday in Washington.

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The four-week moving average, a less volatile measure than the weekly figures, climbed to 306,500 last week, the highest since mid July, from 300,000.

The number of people continuing to receive jobless benefits increased by 15,000 to 2.44 million in the week ended Jan. 10. The unemployment rate among people eligible for benefits held at 1.8 percent. These data are reported with a one-week lag.

The number of filings was higher than Bloomberg’s “experts” predicted. Bloomberg implies that this is somehow a commentary on the unemployment figures, when it is actually a commentary on their “experts.”

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