From Pine View Farm

February, 2015 archive

Spill Here, Spill Now 0

Buccaneer Petroleum still sales soils the seas.

Share

Anatomical Differences 0

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.

The stupid. It burns.

Share

Republican Jesus 0

Man shaking pastor's hand as he leaves church:  Inspiring sermon.  I never heard bigotry sound so virtuous.

Via Job’s Anger.

Share

QOTD 0

Vladimir Nabokov:

It is a short walk from the hallelujah to the hoot.

Share

A Family Affair 0

Share

Twits on Twitter 0

Denialist twits.

Share

Fair and Bollixed, Reprise 0

Bill O'Reilly:  So I said I spent time under fire in a

Via Job’s Anger.

Share

Fair and Bollixed 0

Thoreau notices an absence.

One of my friends in the radio biz talked about pro-AUMF guests being pushed at her. I asked, “Are you also getting anti-war guests pushed and promoted to you?” She wasn’t.

I’ve pointed out this issue before many times, not all experts are created equal. Not all messages have a well-funded team pushing them. I’ve asked in several forums. “Who are the anti-war go to guests? Why aren’t they in the conversations? What will it take to get them in the conversations?”

Share

Product Differentiation, What’s in a Name Dept. 0

Share

Still at Large 0

Cop:  The bitter cold has reduced the amount of crime.  (Looks at wanted poster for Punxatawny Phil).  But that doesn't mean all the criminals are off the street.


Click for a larger image.

Read more »

Share

Product Differentiation, Reprise 0

Jeb “Oh God Please Not Another” Bush turns to the same stable of warmongers as his apparently (in Republican eyes) non-existent brother did so as to supplement his wisdom and perspicacity.

Share

“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

More polite parenting.

A 13-year-old boy is dead and a 25-year-old father is in custody after what Baton Rouge Police described as an accidental shooting Saturday (Feb. 21).

Adonis Forbes had come to check on the teenager, Murain Hawkins, who was babysitting Forbes’ children in the 2000 block of Tennessee Street. Police said Forbes was “working on his handgun” when the firearm discharged, striking Hawkins.

Read more »

Share

QOTD 0

John Lithgow:

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.

Share

A Picture Is Worth 0

Pig:  What are you watching?  Rat:  These insecure people with various addictions being reassured that they are okay.  Pig:  What's it called?  Rat:  The Academy Awards.  Pig:  At least they are pretty.  Rat:  They do clean up nicely.


Click for a larger image.

Share

Chris-Crossed 0

Man to woman:  Where are Christie's travels taking him?  Woman answers:  He's going south again.  Background:  Chart showing precipitous drop in Christie's poll numbers.


Click for a larger image.

Share

The Politics of Parking 0

With his tongue firmly planted in his cheek, the Boston Globe’s Luke O’Neill tries to figure out the politics of parking-place savers (those folks who, after digging out a parking place on a public street, then stake a claim to it with a piece of furniture. Along the way, he manages to cite both Locke and Hobbes.

Here’s a bit from his introduction.

Consider the arguments in favor of space-saving: This space is the fruit of my own personal labor. Due to my hard work, I alone have endeavored to stake out for my own benefit a parcel of value, which is now mine to dispense with how I please. Those who wish to avail themselves of parking should follow my virtuous example, and pull themselves up by their shovel-straps.

The counter-argument is no less easily applied to a political point of view: The roads, they say, belong to all. One cannot own what belongs to the people, and the act of shoveling out a space contributes to the greater good, providing more parking for others to enjoy. It is, in effect, a tax one pays for the use of the public space, which is just.

And yet, the more and more people I ask, the analogy breaks down, with many self-identifying progressives saying they are in favor of space-saving.

It doesn’t make sense.

It’s an interesting and wry take on a contentious issue.

Share

Plus Ca Change 0

Republican Culture Warrior in Crusader's Armor:  How dare Obama condemn the crusades.


Click for a larger image.

Share

And the Winner Is . . . 0

The idea that casino gambling could replace honest taxation to support state and local governments has always been a mug’s game. The state mark might win in the short-term, but, in the long-run, the mark always looses.

In the last several states to open casinos — Ohio, Maryland and Pennsylvania — overall revenue is coming in below baseline forecasts, according to a review of state tax data. Officials blame miscalculations of spending habits and competition, but some also question how much the projected numbers reflected wishful thinking.

The casino industry has grown exponentially over the last decade as revenue-hungry states have moved to claim business that once went across state lines to Atlantic City, New Jersey, or the tribal-owned megaresorts in Connecticut. After Nevada, Pennsylvania has emerged as the country’s No. 2 gambling marketing, overtaking Atlantic City, where four of 12 casinos closed last year.

As long as politicians are too chicken to fund public needs through honest taxation, they will remain marks for the privatization scam of the day.

Share

Dry-Gulched 0

California facing 20-year dought:  Cartoonist sees many changes, but speculates that Southern Californians will still find ways to have green lawns.


Click for a larger image.

I used to fly into Burbank frequently.

On the last bit of the leg from Phoenix, the air lane follows the aqueduct that California used to steal water from the Colorado River. The plane would cross a mountain range and I would see a swath of green lawns, almost every one with a swimming pool in the backyard, all made possible by the Colorado River (which no longer reaches the sea).

I always found the view vaguely disgusting.

Share

“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Politeness is essential to proper parenting.

A family, including the mother and the son, were climbing out of a pickup truck in a parking lot near the intersection of Shennum Drive and Palmer Wasilla Highway when the mother’s revolver fell out of its holster, according to Alaska State Trooper media reports.

The gun fell to the pavement hammer-first and discharged one round on impact, which went through the (four-year old–ed.) boy’s leg above the knee and lodged in the trim of a nearby building, according to the release.

Not only did this gun discharge itself all on its ownsome, it fell out of its holster without apparent human intervention. No one could have figured out how to keep the gun in its holster. Life is just funny that way; sometimes, a gun’s gotta do what a gun’s gotta do . . . .

Share