From Pine View Farm

January, 2016 archive

How Stuff Works, Bundy Bund Dept. 0

Waitress:  So why are you occupying a Fed'ral facility?  Cowboy:  T' force the guvmint's hand!  Waitress:  To force the governmint's hand to do what?  Cowboy:  Overreach of authority to take what the Almight ordained belonged to us!  Bystander:  I'm lost here.  Waitress:  He doesn't want to pay taxes.  Cowbow:  You make it sound a lot less noble when you summarize it.

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Update, after This Was Drafted*:

Bundy Bund bundled.

It appears that the Feds were using an enforcement technique known as “Give ‘Em Enough Rope . . . .”

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*You didn’t think I do all this in real time, did you?

I write a bunch of stuff, then I go off and do other stuff. Then I write stuff. It’s the Great Cycle of Drivel.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

How is this not negligent homicide on the part of the parents?

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QOTD 0

Philip B. Crosby:

Good things only happen when planned, bad things happen on their own.

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And Now, a Musical Interlude 0

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Uberreach (for It) 0

More stuff you can’t make up.

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Invisible Hands Holding Up the Glass Ceiling 0

Warning: Language.

In related news, Historiann.

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Twits on Twitter 0

Flat-out twits.

Occasionally I toy with the notion of signing up for Twitter, then I think, “Heavens, no. Why invite more stupid into my life?”

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The Rich Are Different from You and Me 0

They don’t have to pay their fair share.

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Actions Have Consequences 0

A room at the


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The Pervy Party 0

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Politeness seals friendships.

“It appears to be a case of accidental discharge,” said Cheryl Wright Kunard, Douglas County District Attorney’s Office spokeswoman. “We are reviewing the reports to determine if any laws were broken.”

The victim — whose name has not been released — suffered a single gunshot wound to the leg, Murphree said. . . .

Witnesses told police the suspect was holding the gun when it fired and hit the victim, Murphree said. She noted the suspect and victim know each other.

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QOTD 0

William Hazlitt:

The garb of religion is the best cloak for power.

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Tales of the Bundy Bund 0

The Bundy allies are rallying in the only way they know.

Jake Klonoski said death threats have been made against his mother — U.S. District Court Judge Ann Aiken of Eugene, who last fall ordered Harney County ranchers Dwight and Steven Hammond back to prison after finding that they did not serve the minimum required sentences for arson convictions. The Hammonds’ return to prison early this month is what occupiers said prompted them to take over buildings at the Malheur refuge in Eastern Oregon south of Burns.

The occupiers “are threatening the state, they are threatening the refuge, and they are threatening the life of someone we love in a very real way,” Klonoski said.

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Flint-Hearted, Reprise 0

After listing what he considers the five most idiotic things said about the poisoning of Flint, Michigan, (follow the link for the list), Dick Polman has the unmitigated gall to wonder about priorities:

By the way, here’s a bonus fun fact: In the spirit of fiscal austerity, the Republican governor’s emergency manager switched Flint’s water because, over two years, it would save $5 million.

Care to guess the salary of Jim Harbaugh, the University of Michigan football coach? What he pulls down, over two years, in public money? $14 million.

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“It Walks Again by Night”* 0

Now comes the creature.

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*With apologies to The Firesign Theatre.

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TPPing the Economy’s Front Yard 0

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Cheaters Never Almost Never Occasionally Don’t Prosper 0

I find it gratifying that the New England eleven were unable to devise a method of cheating their way into to this year’s Big Game.

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RTFM 0

Flowchart ridiculing persons who oppose gay marriage because of a single verse in Leviticus by pointing out other Biblical prohibitions (eating pork and shellfish, for example) that they ignore.

Via Job’s Anger.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Another great moment in politeness:

A father and son were killed in a shootout with another man and his son at a gun store Saturday in Pearl River County’s Henleyfield community.

Pearl River County deputies responding to the shooting on Mississippi 43 about 3:15 p.m. found the store owner and his son dead in the store, Chief Deputy Shane Tucker said.

The owner’s wife was working at the store when two customers, a man and his son, entered to pick up a firearm that had been repaired.

“There was some contention about a $25 fee,” Tucker said.

The police are still trying to figure who did what in what order, but it’s clear that politeness triumphed.

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QOTD 0

Bennett Cerf:

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

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