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October, 2016 archive

“Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers Clowns to the Right of Me” 0

American exports seem to be doing well. For example . . . .

A motorist in Nes, south-eastern Norway, called the police at around 8.30pm after a person in a clown suit came running at their car waving a hockey stick.

“The person who called us was sitting behind the wheel with two children in the car when [what appeared to be] a man in a clown mask popped up in a ditch,” police officer Patrick Solberg told local newspaper Romerikes Blad.

When police arrived at the scene they found that the culprit was in fact a 14-year-old boy.

“He and four friends had done this together. The other four stood watching while they filmed the stunt,” Solberg told TV2.

Follow the story for more examples of United States exports.

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“Extreme Vetting” 0

Title:  Extreme Vetting.  Image:  Republican elephant covering his face with his hands and thinking,

Image The Bob and Chez Show Blog.

Video via C&L.

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“Your Money or Your Life” 0

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Chris-Crossed 0

I guess Chris Christie will have to cross this bridge when he comes to it.

A municipal court judge in Fort Lee has found probable cause that Governor Christie committed official misconduct as part of the George Washington Bridge lane-closure scandal.

The story goes to say that Christie is appealing. To whom is unclear Sorry, couldn’t resist.

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QOTD 0

C. Nothcote Parkinson:

Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

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Sleazy Is as Sleazy Thinks 0

I have two daughters. I never ever thought–I cannot conceive of having ever thought–of dating either one of them.

Guess I’m not Republican Presidential candidate material.

Pardon me now while I take a few moments to stop my skin from crawling.

Afterthought:

Today’s Republican Party is a vile and loathsome thing.

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“Obergropenführer” 0

Heh.

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“The Final Meltdown” 0

Via The Bob and Chez Show Blog.

Break Time: I’m off to drink liberally.

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The Bright Side 0

Dick Polman:

Hey, there’s good news for Donald Trump. No women have come forward to accuse of him of physical assault since 10:30 last night.

He goes on to point out that he’s writing in the morning, and no one knows what today might bring.

Meanwhile, in The Charlotte Observer, Keith Larson marvels at this coarse discourse (emphasis added–more at the link):

Even as I type, some in the United States Senate, including prominent social conservative Jeff Sessions (R-AL), are actually questioning whether grabbing a woman by the genitals constitutes sexual assault.

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Profiles in Courage 0

Pa. Senator Pat Toomey hiding behind a bar.  Waitress asks,


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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” (Updated) 0

(Link fixed. I must have had a case of missing links yesterday.)

Practice makes perfect (emphasis added).

A Parma man is in critical condition after he was accidentally struck by a stray bullet fired by two men who had been target-shooting with their rifle next door.(snip)When they arrived, the shooting was ongoing and deputies set up a perimeter around the area, said Cpl. John Helfer.

For some reason, the deputies did not call in a SWAT team, but waited for the shooting to stop before moving in.

Gee, I wonder what that reason might have been . . . .

Afterthought:

Will someone please make the bastard coinage “ongoing” disappear?

Addendum:

The updated story reports that the practicing pals have been charged with assault and reckless endangerment.

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One Thing Is Not Like the Other Thing 0

Image of men in pick-up truck captioned:  Drive around in pick-up trucks flying the Confederate flag about the American flag:  PATRIOTS!.  Image of football players kneeling captioned:  Take a kness during a song in protest of institutional racism:  TRAITORS!

Via Job’s Anger.

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Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go 0

Still not bad (and certainly not Donald Trump’s hellscape):

Filings for U.S. unemployment benefits were at a four-decade low over the past two weeks as sales prospects encouraged employers to maintain headcounts.

Jobless claims were 246,000 in the period ended Oct. 8, unchanged from the previous week’s level, which was revised lower, a Labor Department report showed Thursday in Washington.

(snip)

The four-week average of claims, a less-volatile measure than the weekly figure, declined to 249,250 from 252,750 in the prior week.

The number of people continuing to receive jobless benefits fell by 16,000 to 2.05 million in the week ended Oct. 1, the lowest since June 2000. The unemployment rate among people eligible for benefits held at 1.5 percent.

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“Minced Trump” 0

(Link fixed.)

Solomon Jones writes of his recent interview of Tim Kaine. Not surprisingly, the Trump Tape came up as a topic. Mr. Kaine did not mince words; he minced Trump. Here’s an excerpt; follow the link for the rest.

“I think there is no doubt that the behavior described in the (Trump) video is sexual assault,” Kaine told me. “You can’t grab people’s genitals. That’s sexual assault. I mean, it is clear. And I very much dismiss a Donald Trump who’s trying to say, ‘Well, this is locker room talk,’ or a Rudy Guiliani: ‘You know, this is kind of what men do.’

“No, it’s not. It’s what sexual abusers do, but it’s not what men do.”

I wholeheartedly agree. Talking about grabbing strange women by the genitals without their permission is not locker-room talk. It’s sociopath talk.

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“Fly the Friendly Skies” 0

The closest I ever got to this was flying Jefferson Airplane because it gets you there on time.

According to media reports the Transavia (a discount subsidiary of Air France) hostess would often frolic with other members of the crew, even on the plane during working hours.

She would also have sex with pilots in the cockpit even during flight, the reports claimed.

The hostess apparently kept a digital diary detailing the ins and outs of all her “mile-high” extra-marital affairs. They should have remained a secret until her husband for found the diary and blew his top.

I once had a coworker who told me of accidentally walking into the wrong hotel room in a large U. S. city in a western state that begins with the letter “U” to find himself beholding a flight crew that was indulging in a little post-arrival recreation. I remember his saying, “The stewardesses (that’s how long ago this was–they were still called “stewardesses”) were down to their bras.”

No, he didn’t tell me what airline. The crew was out of uniform.

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QOTD 0

Sophia Loren:

It’s a mistake to think that once you’re done with school you need never learn anything new.

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Coda 0

Donald Trump has done one positive thing.

He has verified that the Republican Party and the religious right are what those of us to the left of the late Senator Everett Dirksen have been saying they are for three decades or more.

Afterthought:

Oh, my. The wheels are coming off the Trump train.

Whatever will tomorrow bring? And whatever will “Republican Family Values” voters have to say?

(I can answer the latter question: Nothing. Because “Family Values” is nothing more than a marketing slogan for “Republican.” On that statement I shall take a strong and wide stance.)

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Get Out the Vote, Don’t Throw Out the Vote 0

Dick Polman explains that history matters as he remembers the theft of the 2000 election through what he refers to as “the Florida Farce.” A snippet:

The Florida farce changed history. I doubt that a President Gore would’ve reacted to 9/11 by marching into the wrong country on the basis of no evidence, destabilizing the Middle East in the process. I doubt that he would’ve taken the budget surplus that he’d inherited from Bill Clinton, and driven us into a sea of red ink with Iraq War spending and massive tax cuts for the upper brackets. By the time Bush was midway through his first disastrous term, the only person who still thought Gore and Bush were interchangeable was probably Ralph Nader.

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Unshackled 0

Image:  Betsy Ross, a tear flowing down her cheek, sewing the flag soiled by handmarks over her body and the flag.  Text:  Donald Trump saying,


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It’s All about the Optics 0

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