Bob-Bob-Bobbing Along 0
Reg Henry tells of his friend Bob, who, due to his admiration of Donald Trump’s “America First,” has adopted a policy of “Bob First.” He reports that it’s not working out well.
A snippet:
If she has her sister over for dinner, he doesn’t wait for anybody else to be served but grabs the food first and starts eating first, as his policy dictates. He threatens to start charging her rent to live in the house.
His friends are not happy either. He always grabs the prime spot on the couch when they watch a football game on TV — and he eats all the potato chips and won’t fetch anyone a beer. When he plays golf, Bob always hits the ball first and to heck with the etiquette. Bob follows a policy which is all about Bob.
