Evolution You Can Bank on 0
We have a feral pig problem right here in River City:
“Their hair got long, they developed tusks, their teeth elongated, their heads sloped, tails straightened out and their chests became armored in thick cartilage plates,” Bishop said.
A state biologist has called them “the biological equivalent of a military battle tank.”
But that’s not the scariest part.
Rumor is, several of them are banding together, moving to Wall Street, and starting a bank.