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Nobody could have predicted that opening a trampoline park could lead to injuries. For example:
She picked up her son and carried him to the car.
“As I was going out the door, another attendant offered me an ice pack. That was the extent of it.”
A pediatric orthopedist at Portsmouth Naval Medical Center confirmed the break and placed the leg in a cast.
“When I told her where it had happened, she said this was the fourth or fifth injury she had seen from there in the past week,” Keck said.
“I can’t tell you how many people I’ve talked to who have said, ‘Oh, my gosh! I know someone else who was hurt there!'”
Read the rest, in which the proprietors argue that trampolines are safer than bowling alleys.
All seriousness aside, only someone who has never seen an episode of AFV could think that this was a good idea.
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