“Tie Me Wallaby Down, Sport, Tie Me Wallaby Down” 0
My local rag reports that Norfolk’s “Virginia Zoo” has not been a good place for wallabies to be.
(If you wonder why I have a print subscription to my local rag, this story illustrates why. We need local newspapers, and local newspapers need our support. Plus, my local rag is a good local rag. It’s not perfect, but it’s still my local rag.)
Full Disclosure:
I have not visited Norfolk’s “Virginia Zoo.” The older I get, the less I am fascinated by animals in cages.