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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
It’s probably not a good idea to take your portable phallus to bed along with your “female friend.”
That’s a threesome that may not turn out well.
The man, who has not been identified, was “grazed in his top left thigh,” police said.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
False Flag 0
At the Des Moines Register, U. of Iowa professor Elizabeth Heineman makes a strong case that, while the Trump maladministration is claiming to “fight antisemitism,” it’s actually doing something quite different. Here’s a bit from her article (emphasis added):
Sauce for the Goose? 0
The Rude One responds, How about some sauce for the gander?
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Self-politeness is the politest kind.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
The Neighbor Hood 0
At the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Maxwell King argues that Mr. Rogers would probably look soomewhat askance were Donald Trump to move into his neighborhood. Here’s a bit:
The recent sight from the White House Oval Office — two of the most powerful people in the world ganging up to berate and humiliate a struggling war hero trying to save his country from an invading force — chilled viewers all around the world. What would Fred Rogers have made of that?
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Another “responsible gun owners” just could not resist the temptation to play with his portable phallus.
The stupid. It burns.
Distracted Destructive Driving
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Honest to Betsy, you can’t make this stuff up.










