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Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” plays with his portable phallus,

Asininity in Albuquerque:

A woman is accused of bringing a gun inside Duran’s Central Pharmacy on Sunday and dropping it, leading to another diner being shot in the head.

Follow the link for the full saga of stupid, for, as we all know

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

The get fiendlier every day.

The Transportation Security Administration found a record-setting 6,737 guns at airport security checkpoints in 2023, the agency announced Wednesday. The number of firearms found by TSA officers last year surpassed the previous year’s record of 6,542 guns and was the highest annual total for the agency since it was created in the wake of the 9/11 terror attacks.

The agency said approximately 93% of the weapons were loaded, which TSA Administrator David Pekoske said was “concerning.”

Much more at the link.

Another child . . . .

Brotherly politeness.

We are a broken society.

Another random act of politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a child politeness.

Yet another child is sacrificed at the foot of the NRA’s leaden altar.

Politeness goes to the dogs.

We are a broken society.

The hunt for politeness continues.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” is polite to his child.

When they (police–ed.) arrived, a man said he was handling his gun when it accidentally went off.

His son was struck by the bullet and taken to an the hospital with serious injuries.

One more time, “accidentally” and “negligently” do not mean the same thing.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” didn’t know the gun was loaded when he sent a bullet into a neighbor’s house.

Authorities spoke with the homeowner, 34-year-old Lucas Hauman, who admitted he had discharged a 9mm Glock 45 handgun while trying to manipulate it.

Hauman told officers that he didn’t think the gun was loaded.

“Manipulate.”

Methinks another “M” word would be more appropri–oh, never mind.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility in yet another random act of politeness.

Yet another family chose to celebrate Christmas by sharing politeness with a child.

We are a broken society.

Show politeness to your fellow motorists.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” demonstrates that said phrase is an oxymoron.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

This family celebrated their Christmas with politeness.

We are a broken society.

Show your politeness to your parent.

A 47-year-old woman was hospitalized Saturday morning after her son accidentally shot her in the parking lot of a local Walmart . . . .

According to Rio Grande City assistant police Chief Jose Solis, the woman was in a vehicle with her 21-year-old son and a third family member when the gun accidentally went off, shooting her in the back.

At Psychology Today Blogs, Danny Mulligan, Erica Marshall-Lee, and Desireé G. Frain lament our daily bloodbath of gun violience. Then they go on to posit that “. . . sensational media coverage not only rewards shooters with notoriety—it manufactures misleading and divisive narratives about gun violence.” They proceed to explore four myths that they believe said media coverage promotes:

• Myth 1: Mass shootings are a major driver of American gun violence
• Myth 2: Suicide is caused solely by the neurochemical imbalances that cause mental illness
• Myth 3: Gun violence is mainly caused by individuals with mental illness
• Myth 4: Gun violence can be explained by monocausal narratives

Follow the link for their debunking of these myths and their thoughts on possible corrective action.

Over the weekend, Greer said she went to feed LeMon (her horse–ed.) but found a horrific scene instead.

Greer called her veterinarian to come over not knowing exactly what happened and that’s when they found a bullet hole.

According to Greer, neighbors heard a gunshot during the overnight hours.

She said LeMon was so friendly that he probably went right up to the shooter.

“All I could do was cry and scream,” Greer said. “It’s just evil.”

Thus endeth another life in our gun nuts’ Paradise of Politeness.