Too Stupid for Words category archive
Untruth in Labeling 0
More stuff you couldn’t make up.
Keystone Kops of the Kali Kind 0
Even Mack Sennett could not have made this up.
Phoning It In 0
Honest to Pete, you couldn’t make this stuff up.
Paper Fail 0
Arthur Dobrin went shopping and was somewhat taken aback by what he encountered. A snippet (emphasis added):
Then I realized what was going on: the carts were piled high with toilet paper.
(snip)
The dockworkers’ strike will have very little, if any, effect on toilet paper availability. This is because toilet paper products are domestic and are shipped by truck around the country. Products that are reliant on overseas shipments, such as bananas, will be in short supply if the strike lasts long.
If there is a toilet paper shortage, it will have been caused by panic buying.
We are a society of stupid.
Misdirection Play: about Those “Issues” 0
Dick Polman has a message for those who say that they don’t know enough about Kamala Harris’s positions on “the issues” (follow the link for context):
Afterthought:
Honest to Betsy, it’s not like she’s keeping her positions secret. There’s this thing called “a website.”
You may have heard of it.
Georgia on His Mind 0
The wrong Georgia, that is.
Originalist Sin 0
It’s encoded in Cannon law.
Fly the Fiendly Skies 0
They explore new frontiers of fiendliness every day.
Dis Coarse Discourse 0
When you got nothing, well, I guess, all that is left for you to do is make something out of nothing.
Fly the Fiendly Skies 0
They just keep getting fiendlier.