Countdown 1
As in 151 days from now.
By her reckoning, the Lord’s return will fall on a springtime Saturday. And if the world weren’t ending, you might find people celebrating other notable highlights of the day: Mr. T’s birthday, Montenegro’s independence or the Red Sox-White Sox game.
But to Warden and hundreds of like-minded Christians, Judgment Day can be calculated precisely by tracing biblical genealogy, or by following history forward 7,000 years from the day Noah shut the door to his ark.
I’ve set my Google calendar to remind me to check on May 22 for depopulation. Wonder if I’ll be here for the reminder?
Afterthought:
Why is it that those who claim most loudly their knowledge of the Christian Bible tend to betray the most ignorance of its message?
January 1, 2011 at 11:49 am
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