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Phoning in politeness . . . .

As the 16 year old boy was trying to take menacing photos of himself with the handgun, he accidentally fired the weapon, striking the phone he was using to take the selfies.

The shattering phone sent glass and metal shrapnel into the teen’s eye and face, penetrating into his brain.

The NRA will no doubt claim that, if the phone had been packing, this would not have happ–oh, never mind.

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Politeness is essential to family harmony.

Investigation revealed, said Jerry Brown ACSO chief deputy, that Butler had been lying on a bed in her bedroom when she was shot once.

“She got out of the bed, walked into the living room and that is where we found her,” Brown said.

Investigation revealed that her brother-in-law, Travion Marell Williams, 29, had been handling a gun in the carport of the house when it went off, Brown said. . . .

Brown said the shooting is being investigated as an accident.

The NRA will likely argue that, had she been packing, this would not have happened.

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Politeness is a family affair.

According to ISP (Indiana State Police–ed.), a juvenile was visiting his grandparents on Friday when he asked his grandfather if they could shoot his handgun. The grandfather allegedly told his grandson he would have to wait, but they could possibly shoot the gun later. The grandson then entered his grandfather’s room, found his gun and began loading it. The grandfather entered the bedroom and was attempting to take the gun away from his grandson when the gun went off, police say.

The bullet is said to have traveled through the grandfather’s left hand and struck the grandson in the leg.

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Be polite to your neighbors.

The 14-year-old was in his bedroom about 8:40 p.m. when he was shot in his shoulder, Chicago police said. The boy’s condition was stabilized at Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn.

Investigators found out that two people in an apartment next door were handling a gun that accidentally discharged and shot through a wall in the 100 block of East 133rd Street, police said.

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There’s a method to his politeness.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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Let your polite so shine.

A Pennsylvania man who was high on bath salts when he opened fire on fireflies that he mistook for “green laser lights” has been sentenced to a maximum of six years in prison following a plea deal with prosecutors.

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It is not polite to go off half-cocked.

According to the Becker County Sheriff’s Office, Lloyd Theodore Bertek, 60, of Frazee, was reportedly attempting to “de-cock” the hammer on the pistol when it went off, striking him in the left leg.

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Be polite to your neighbors.

A 2-year-old girl who was shot in the leg while she lay sleeping is recovering and the downstairs neighbor who allegedly fired the shot through his bedroom ceiling is now charged with felony reckless conduct with a deadly weapon.

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Hale told police he had a six-pack of beer before going to sleep. He awoke, he told police, thinking there was someone in the apartment so he had grabbed one of his shotguns — this one a 12-gauge loaded with bird shot — and fired it, Hersh said.

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Loaded diapers are bad enough, but, really, now.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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Another gun seems to have exercised autonomous politeness.

Vestavia Police Lt. Keller says the shooting appears to be accidental.

Three people were in a vehicle and as the child’s diaper was being changed, a weapon fired one round and struck both the adult and child.

The adult was hit in the upper body and the child was stuck in the leg.

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Musical NoteHi-ho, Pimlico!

Get on the track to politeness.

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Be polite to your significant others.

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Be polite to those who would help you.

Franklin Fire Company responded to a dump truck accident at 1038 Lincoln Way West in Hamilton Township shortly after 2:30 p.m.

Upon arrival, crews found a dump truck into the guardrail with one person confined inside. The man inside pulled a pistol from his side when crews began extraction.

According to officials, Engine 43’s driver called out that the patient had a gun and began attempting to secure the patient’s arm. Members operating outside the dump truck quickly jumped inside, restrained the patient and secured the weapon.

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Expose your children to politeness at an early age.

A 6-year-old Dallas girl was in serious condition today at Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta with a gunshot wound to the head after what investigators believe was an accidental shooting by her 4-year-old brother Monday, April 8.

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Be polite to your friends.

After his best friend Eric Apisa dropped by his home Tuesday with some friends, Zachary Hammond offered to show the 19-year-old a pistol he had for sale, KRQE reported.

Hammond , 18, removed the magazine and jokingly pointed the gun at Apisa’s face in the driveway of his Albuquerque, New Mexico, home, the Albuquerque Journal reported.

“Zach stated in the past he and Eric have pointed guns at each other multiple times just to mess around,” police said, according to the publication. “According to Zach the gun just went off.”

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Politeness is going to the cats.

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Be polite when traversing the nation’s byways.

A 10-year-old girl who was shot Wednesday night during an apparent road rage incident has died, according to Phoenix police.

Summerbell Brown was sleeping in the back seat of a car in her family’s driveway when a man behind the wheel of a white, four-door Ford pickup truck opened fire on their vehicle, her family told ABC15.

Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s Garden of Earthly Delights.

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Politeness is a family value.

“Around 8:30, we received a 911 call that there had been a domestic between the father and son, and the son had shot the father,” said Osage County Sheriff Eddie Virden. “During the incident, while the deputies were responding, we got a second 911 call that the son that had shot the father had been shot by another family member.”

Investigators say 23 year-old Ty Kirchner shot his father, 45-year-old Travis Kirchner. The third family member involved was not arrested as the sheriff says it was self-defense.

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Invest in politeness.

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Be polite to your life partner.

As deputies investigated further, they said the shooting was sparked by a domestic violence issue between Morin and her boyfriend. Morin reportedly shot the victim because he was snoring too loudly. Both parties had been drinking and got into an argument prior to the shooting, according to a press release.

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