Too Stupid for Words category archive
State Sen. John Moorlach, R-Costa Mesa, promises he will stop giving noogies to members of the public. The vow comes in response to a formal complaint that he delivered an unwelcome noogie (emphasis added–ed.) while posing for a photo.
An investigation into the matter confirmed the woman’s allegation that he put her in a headlock and gave her a noogie on one occasion, which she said made her feel uncomfortable.
I never met a “welcome noogie.”
The Smoking Gun points out that Donald Trump seems to have made up his forebears at ancestry-dot-con.
Hairs of the dog, that is . . . .
When a sheriff’s deputy contacted Stevens, he reeked of alcohol, was slurring his words, and had ”red and glossy” eyes. On the Mercury’s passenger seat was a bottle of Jim Beam, from which Stevens admitted he had been drinking.
Asked if he was drinking in the auto, Stevens replied, “No.” He then explained he was enjoying the bourbon at “Stop signs.” The deputy further noted Stevens’s distinction when it came to drinking while driving: “He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals.”
In related news, Elie Mystal comments on Trump’s “space force” idea. A snippet:
Image via Job’s Anger.