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Too Stupid for Words category archive

Facebook Frolics 0

Contextual frolics.

“Good Fences Make Good Neighbors” 0

But neighbors don’t necessarily make good fences.

Harvest of Stupid 0

Image:  Farmer pulling trailer along side of a armored car labeled

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Legal Weasels 0

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.

Roots 0

The Smoking Gun points out that Donald Trump seems to have made up his forebears at ancestry-dot-con.

Split Those Hairs 0

Hairs of the dog, that is . . . .

When a sheriff’s deputy contacted Stevens, he reeked of alcohol, was slurring his words, and had ”red and glossy” eyes. On the Mercury’s passenger seat was a bottle of Jim Beam, from which Stevens admitted he had been drinking.

Asked if he was drinking in the auto, Stevens replied, “No.” He then explained he was enjoying the bourbon at “Stop signs.” The deputy further noted Stevens’s distinction when it came to drinking while driving: “He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals.”

Get Ready for the Booming Prices 0

Customers at a fireworks stand stocking up on fireworks made in China.  Sign hanging at stand says,

Via The Bob Cesca Show Blog.

Space Farce 0

Title:  New United States Space Force.  Image:  Vehicle resembling Donald Trump's head labeled

In related news, Elie Mystal comments on Trump’s “space force” idea. A snippet:

The first problem, of course, is that what Trump is proposing is illegal under international law . . . .

Image via Job’s Anger.

Twits on Twitter, Meet the Trumpling 0

Augmentation, Redefined 0

“His Inner Ignoramus” 0

Dick Polman. Just read it.

Self-Inflicted 0

Trump supporter waving flag saying,

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Pants Suit 0

You can’t make this stuff up.

Remembering When Trump Threw in the Towel 0

Donald Trump standing before a field of crosses and a scene of devastation bearing a sign,

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Twits on Twitter 0

Sporting twits.

Also, in an extra-special bonus, twits who feel the burn.

In Onion There Is Strength 0

More stuff you can’t make up.

Functional Illiteracy 0

We are a society of stupid.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

A Big Nothing 0

Man standing in front of cave wherein sits a guru.  In front of the cave a sign reads

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Facebook Frolics 0

Fugitive frolics.

“That’s Enerf” 0

You can’t make this stuff up.