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International Laughingstock 0

Jesus.

Next stop, Pariah.

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Judgment Dailies 0

Leonard Pitts, Jr., reads from the twits of judges.

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Twits on Twitter 0

“Deep State” derp.

Aside:

Looks like someone was reading his tweets.

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So Much Winning . . . . 0

What Atrios said.

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Facebook Frolics 0

Self-rising frolics.

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The Bully’s Pulpit 0

State Sen. John Moorlach, R-Costa Mesa, promises he will stop giving noogies to members of the public. The vow comes in response to a formal complaint that he delivered an unwelcome noogie (emphasis added–ed.) while posing for a photo.

An investigation into the matter confirmed the woman’s allegation that he put her in a headlock and gave her a noogie on one occasion, which she said made her feel uncomfortable.

I never met a “welcome noogie.”

Jesus.

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The Tinder Trap 0

Meet the dating gamed.

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Twits on Twitter 0

Twits who don’t RTFM.

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Twits on Twitter 0

What Atrios said.

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Space Farce 0

1961:  First American Sub-Orbital Launch.  1962:  First American Orbital Launch.  1969:  First American Moon Launch.  2018:  First American Space Force Launch (Image:  Donald Trump baby in diapers as the Hindenburg crashing as voice says,

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Facebook Frolics 0

Contextual frolics.

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“Good Fences Make Good Neighbors” 0

But neighbors don’t necessarily make good fences.

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Harvest of Stupid 0

Image:  Farmer pulling trailer along side of a armored car labeled

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Legal Weasels 0

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.

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Roots 0

The Smoking Gun points out that Donald Trump seems to have made up his forebears at ancestry-dot-con.

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Split Those Hairs 0

Hairs of the dog, that is . . . .

When a sheriff’s deputy contacted Stevens, he reeked of alcohol, was slurring his words, and had ”red and glossy” eyes. On the Mercury’s passenger seat was a bottle of Jim Beam, from which Stevens admitted he had been drinking.

Asked if he was drinking in the auto, Stevens replied, “No.” He then explained he was enjoying the bourbon at “Stop signs.” The deputy further noted Stevens’s distinction when it came to drinking while driving: “He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals.”

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Get Ready for the Booming Prices 0

Customers at a fireworks stand stocking up on fireworks made in China.  Sign hanging at stand says,

Via The Bob Cesca Show Blog.

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Space Farce 0

Title:  New United States Space Force.  Image:  Vehicle resembling Donald Trump's head labeled

In related news, Elie Mystal comments on Trump’s “space force” idea. A snippet:

The first problem, of course, is that what Trump is proposing is illegal under international law . . . .

Image via Job’s Anger.

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Twits on Twitter, Meet the Trumpling 0

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Augmentation, Redefined 0

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