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Too Stupid for Words category archive

The Very Picture of Competence and Compassion 0

Title:  The Compassioner-in-Chief.  Frame One:  Donald Trump says,

. . . and, speaking of those calls . . . .

Image via The Bob Cesca Show Blog.

How Stuff Works, “Social” Media Dept. 0

Rat types on phone:  I feel so lonely all the time.  Woman types back:  I do too.  (Repeat the concept several times.)  Pan out to see that everyone typing on a phone is in the same cafe.


Click for the original image.

Pennsylvania Republican Goes Down the Rabbit Hole 0

Calling this hare-brained is an insult to rabbits.

Twits on Twitter 0

Electrotwits in blue.

Cyber Criminal, Redefined 0

Er, yeah.

Before robbing a bank Thursday morning, a Florida man prepped for the heist by searching Google for instructions on “how to rob a bank,” police report.

“Unfair Act” 0

Yup, that’s an actual penalty, and it certainly applies in this case.

Ryan’s Derp 0

Use the farce, Paul.

Clown Car 0

Headline of the day:

Russian Burger King wants to ban ‘It’ because Pennywise looks like Ronald McDonald

“But the Emails” 0

The stupid.

It burns.

“Big, Empty Promises” 0

A Picture Is Worth 0

This pretty much sums up my feelings about the international image of the U. S. since Donald Trump’s U. N speech:

Donald Trump in clown suit with

Via Job’s Anger.

Catch 22: It’s the Best Catch There Is 0

Damned if he does, damned if he doesn’t.

A Gaston County man who tried burning himself alive in his car during a police chase was charged Thursday with burning personal property.

More at the link.

TMI 0

Was it in the “reference” or “fantasy” section?

A married couple is facing obscenity charges after they allegedly filmed themselves having sex in a Louisiana public library and then uploaded the video to their PornHub page, according to police.

There’s (More Than) One Born Every Minute 0

More stuff you can’t make up.

Naked Lunch 0

The Miss Grundys of the world are never satisfied.

Afterthought:

By the by, if you have not read William S. Borroughs’s Naked Lunch, do so. Among other things, you will learn the etymology of the phrase “Steely Dan.”

Facebook Frolics 0

DudeBro frolics.

Flapping Raincoats, Flapping Lips 0

Twits on Twitter, Reprise 0

Only the best twits.

Twits on Twitter 0

Cheesy twits.

NIMBY Nonsense 0

You can’t make this stuff up.

. . . it’s not party animals that are disturbing the resident’s (sic) slumber in the picturesque Alpine village of Biot but instead the neighbourhood cows with their noisy bells.

To express their annoyance at the situation, around 20 residents of the village in the Haute-Savoie – home to a total of 600 people – have signed a petition to have the cows moved.

The petition, signed “only by second home owners” in the village, according to mayor Henri-Victor Tournier, including Brits, Belgians, Corsicans and Parisians, complains of the “noise of the animals on the paths opposite the chalets and apartments of the Corbier hill”.

Follow the link for more nonsense.