From Pine View Farm

Royalty . . . 2

. . . is for the pig snouts birds.

In the Greater Philadelphia Co-Prosperity Sphere, a visit from Prince Charles is currently inflicted on the populace.

He is the first English royal visitor since Prince Edward, who couldn’t tell his Biddles from his scrapples:

The prince spoke of “eating biddle for breakfast and meeting so many citizens named Scrapple,” said the Daily Evening Bulletin.

(Once you Habbersett, you will never Rapa again.)



  1. Karen

    January 28, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Charlie & his paramour need to stay home, shut up, & pass the “kingship?” on to William.

  2. Frank

    January 28, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    Pretty much. I suspect Queen Elizabeth has suffered far more motherly angst than she ever let on.

    Though the Prince and his Consort (isn’t “loss of consortium” such a grand legal phrase?) seem to have been gracious guests, according to today’s local rag.