From Pine View Farm

Delaware Repels Boarders 2

A long time ago I wrote about this.

The invading hordes of Jerseyites are on the run in a victory for Delaware’s coastline.

(Once again, all they need to do is move two miles up the river, where the boundary is in the middle.) After all, their relationship with Pennsylvania as regards the Delaware River is truly hunky-dory these days.



  1. Opie

    April 14, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    I’m concerned about how a victory by New Jersey in this conflict could destabilize the region.

    I doubt that the driver that hit Corzine’s SUV was stupid enough to have Delaware plates, but I say there’s little doubt as to who was behind that incident.

  2. Frank

    April 14, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    (Corzine is a good guy. I’m not saying I agree with his policies, but he’s a guy who forsook the chance to earn even more money to enter public service at his own expense. Of course, he’s a–never mind.)

    We are under continual guerrilla attack.

    Daily we in Delaware and Pennsylvania are confronted by drivers in automobiles with New Jersey tags who, judging on how they drive, have clearly been dispatched to destroy as many Delawareans and Pennsylvanians as possible.