From Pine View Farm

Oh, My 8

News from the underwearworld.

Police are asking Colorado women a rather delicate question: Are these your panties? As part of an investigation into widespread underwear theft, police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments stolen from laundry rooms near Colorado State University.



  1. Opie

    May 24, 2007 at 7:52 pm

    Clearly police needed to get to the bottom of this.

    And notice how the criminal concentrated on women, who he could easily subdue. Had he tried to steal mens’ underpants, his career would have been a brief one.

  2. Frank

    May 24, 2007 at 8:02 pm

    He would have had to jockey for position.

  3. Opie

    May 24, 2007 at 8:38 pm

    Holy smoke, I never even saw that one coming.

  4. chris the plumber

    May 24, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    Oh boys the puns!! LOL!!!

  5. Karen

    May 24, 2007 at 9:15 pm

    It’s CSU. What more could you want? They seem to have plenty of pervs.

  6. Second Son

    May 26, 2007 at 2:02 am

    I fear this case will leave a stain on the fabric of some predator’s streak of luck.

    Oh, no pun is a good pun,

  7. Opie

    May 26, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    I had a great comeback to that and I will voluntarily keep it to myself just to bring this to a merciful, if overdue, end.

    Gosh, this is hard.

  8. Linda

    May 31, 2007 at 2:19 am

    Thank you Opie for bringing this to a well deserved end.