Little Ricky had his first column in the local rag yesterday.
I could not bring myself to read it. I didn’t want to ruin an otherwise okay Thanksgiving. Okay because my girlfriend’s convalescense from her recent hospitalization is pretty rough: she’s convalescing–that’s good; it’s not easy–that’s not good.
So I didn’t want to ruin it with Little Ricky Sanctimonious-orum.
Fortunately for me, Will Bunch saved me the trouble of backtracking and reading Little Ricky’s drivel.