2007 archive
Ladies Undies 2
Now that I have Firestats working, I can browse the incoming hits and see what brought them here.
This post gets a lot of hits.
Somehow, I don’t think they are coming here to read the newspaper column that I linked to, oh, so long ago. Anyway, the link has expired.
Back when I was an AOLer, I was active in the AOL newsgroups (AOL did, indeed, at that time, have internal newsgroups that were accessible only within AOL). From time to time, we would get drive-by posters who wanted to know, “Where’s the pr0n?” I always had one answer for the pr0n seekers. “If you can’t find it on your own, you ain’t ready for it.”
Honestly, anyone who can’t find pr0n on the innertubes is not ready to use a computer!
Furffu!
(Many of the regulars from the old AOL newsgroups can be found at alt.aol.tricks. They are actually a pretty nice group of people. I’ve been so busy lately that I haven’t kept up with them, and that’s my loss, not theirs. Of course, like any newsgroup, it gets its share of random spam. That’s what filters are for.)
Round Up 0
I was cruising around the blogosphere earlier tonight, too tired to do anything creative, until someone re-energized me.
There were many good posts that I did not have the energy to blog about.
So I will take the coward’s way out and just link:
Dick Polman compiling the evidence (that’s evidence, not opinion) on Bush’s lies leading us into a phony war.
Duncan on NeoCons (that does mean convicts who have just escaped, does it not?)
Dan Froomkin on Bush’s Torquemadas.
Tbogg on sociopathy.
An email to Andrew Sullivan on the in(s)anity of William Kristol. (Aside: Given the Mr. Kristol’s batting average of .000 of predicting the future, why the hell does anyone listen to him any more?)
Digby on human nature, brutality, and the Current Federal Administrator.
Phil Hoskins on Family Values.
Upyernoz on the Fighting 101st.
Susie on Republican panty sniffers.
Jason on the Hand of God.
Jon Swift (by heavens, he’s one of the best writers on the innertubes!) on the inimical influence of the Harry Potter stories.
Brendan on impeachment.
Phillybits on Phillybusters.
Hypocrisy Watch Update 0
I know.
The updates have become infrequent.
That is because Waste of Newsprint is running true to “conservative” (I put the work in quotation marks to differentiate between conservatives and those who call themselves conservative, but are actually radicals in sheep’s clothing) form, applying one standard to Republicans and a different one to Democrats.
Transparency 0
One of my neighbors used to have a second job at the local outlet of a major national retailer. I won’t mention who it was, but, when I was growing up on Pine View Farm, the arrival of its catalog, twice a year for the big catalog and then in the fall for the Christmas catalog, were Big Events.
She was required either to carry no purse of to carry a see-through purse. She had this little clear plastic purse she used only when she was going to her second job.

The school systems are taking the cue.
(Aside: When I was in school, we had book bags. Later on, when attache cases became fashionable, we had attache cases. Same difference. And none of us, not even the baddest kids–and we had some pretty bad kids–would have thought of bringing a firearm to school. Fists were enough.)
If students walking between classes want to use a backpack, it must be made of clear plastic or mesh so its contents can be seen at a glance. Cloth backpacks can be carried into the school in the morning but must be stored in lockers.

The Truth Will Out 0
Speaking of lies, the courts seems to have had enough. It’s slapdown everytime the Current Federal Administration tries to justify its concentration camps.
(snip)
A three-judge panel of the federal appeals court in Washington unanimously rejected a government effort to limit the information it must turn over to the court and lawyers for the detainees.
The court said meaningful review of the military tribunals would not be possible “without seeing all the evidence, any more than one can tell whether a fraction is more or less than half by looking only at the numerator and not the denominator.â€
Advocates for detainees have criticized the tribunals since they were instituted in 2004 because the terror suspects held at Guantánamo have not been permitted lawyers during the proceedings and have not been allowed to see much of the evidence against them.
P. Sabin Willett, a Boston lawyer who argued the case for detainees, called the ruling “a resounding rejection of the government’s effort to hide the truth.â€
Via Huffington Post.
“Request Denied” 3
With apologies to Kommandant Klink
Ever heard life insurance defined:
The life insurance company is betting that you won’t die. You are betting that you will die. And you hope the life insurance company wins the bet.
Since I entered the world of 1099s, I have been shopping for health insurance.
I do have excellent secondary coverage, but I want primary coverage so I can cover my younger son.
The policy I finally settled on (have you ever shopped for medical insurance?) through my professional society involved a $10,000 deductible and a monthly premium of almost $600.00, but it did include good emergency room coverage.
And, bluntly, what type of coverage is a young person most likely to require?
Yesterday, I got word that the application was denied.
For both of us.
For me, because I am Old.
I’m not in bad health, but I do have That Bad Smoking Habit, high blood pressure (well under control), and very mild sleep apnea. In other words, I’m not atypical for someone who’s lived almost six decades.
My son got denied because he had kidney surgery several years ago to correct what the doctor (an internationally renowned pediatric kidney surgeon, though we did not find that out until later) was pretty sure was a congental problem that, today, would have been detected early, but, when he was born, probably would not have been.
As I said, I have excellent coverage.
But what about my son?
Upyernoz has a related tale.
With Apologies to Mark Twain 0
Lies, Damned Lies, and Bushisms: Iraq lies, aggregated. It’s a pretty appalling collection.
Via Phillybits.
George W. Bush Wannabees 0
They’re ready. They have demonstrated adequate incompetence.
A trash fire started by township supervisors burned down their municipal building, authorities said.
(snip)
A new township pickup truck with just 100 miles on its odometer was also destroyed, supervisor Galen Beachy said. Luckily, most of the township’s plowing equipment and the records were stored elsewhere, he said.
Read This, Please 0
I cannot improve on its eloquence.
What Atrios Said 0
This has been my first edition of What Atrios Said.
Another One Bites the Dust. 2
ASZ has the goods on another person who arrogates to himself the privilege of telling us how to conduct ourselves.
I have no problem with persons who let their faith guide their votes. That is their right.
Frankly, I have no problems with someone who wishes to discuss his or her faith as it relates to his or her political beliefs.
I do sort of draw a line when someone wants to tell me that “God wants you to vote for X.” God talked directly with Moses and Elijah. I do not think he talked directly to Pat Robertson, despite Mr. Robertson’s claims to the contrary.
And I have a lot of problems with hypocrites. But, then, my two or three regular readers know that.
King George the Worst 1
Well, it’s happened.
The Current Federal Administrator has officially exempted himself and his hirelings from the Rule of Law:
Has the Current Federal Administration no shame?
Why Am I Not Surprised? 0
I am beyond the point of believing that there is any limit to the venality of the Current Federal Administration (emphasis added). They purposefully let Americans die rather than fix a problem:
The noxious chemical has been linked to at least two deaths of FEMA trailer residents at a time when the agency ignored danger warnings from its own fieldworkers and instead delayed testing to avoid exposure to lawsuits, said Rep. Henry A. Waxman (D., Calif.), chairman of the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.
(snip)
“Do not initiate any testing until we give the OK,” an agency attorney replied in an e-mail dated June 15, 2006. “Once you get results and should they indicate some problem, the clock is running on our duty to respond to them.”
An agency memo dated the following day said the office of general counsel “has advised that we do not do testing, which would imply FEMA’s ownership of this issue.”
Computer Solutions 3
Windows, no doubt. Or possibly Ubuntu.
(snip)
The unnamed 51-year-old perp explained he’d “got annoyed” with his machine, which struck a chord with the police officer who admitted: “Who hasn’t felt like doing that?”
Accordingly, he was not sanctioned for disturbing the peace, but was made to clear up the mess. The make of computer and offending OS are not noted.
That’s the Sound of the Men Working on the Chain Gang 4
But they don’t use chains anymore–just a couple of guards with handguns, one of whom doubles as the van driver.
I remember seeing chain gangs when I was growing up. Sometimes, on the drive to visit my grandmother in northwest South Carolina, we would see them in North Carolina. (I’m not picking on North Carolina–it just happened to be the state we drove across.)
Yes, they were chained together. Yes, the guards carried shotguns. Yes, I remember seeing balls and chains.
Guiliani under Attack 0
There are plenty of reasons to wish Rudolph Guiliani a happy retirement.
So many that it’s not necessary to make stuff up. From Factcheck dot org:
We agree that Giuliani bears some responsibility for the widely documented failings of the fire department’s radio communications on 9/11. It is true that the effective functioning of the fire department is a major responsibility of any mayor, and Giuliani had been in office since 1994. However, the video goes too far when it implies that bad radio communication was the only reason that 121 firefighters failed to clear the North Tower of the Trade Center after the first tower collapsed. To the contrary, the 9/11 Commission stated in its final report that the technical failure of fire department radios “was not the primary cause of the many firefighter fatalities in the North Tower.”
“The Plantiff Now Calls George W. Bush” 0
Curses! Foiled Again!
I was going to blog about this, but Steve beat me to it.
I commend the post to your attention, not only for the post, but also for the back story.
Dementia 0
It’s late.
I’m tired.
Second Son just called. He’s in British Columbia, Canada. (Yeah, it’s the only British Columbia I know, but I figured I should be specific.)
And Tim F. dissects the nutcases.