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Ha-Ha-Ha-HA-Ha 2

This is to be the best lead (yes, it’s “lead,” not “lede,” for Pete’s sake–it “leads” you to read the rest) I have seen in a long time:

Experimentation is essential for artists, Josephine L. Winsor once said, so maybe that explains why the 74-year-old painter from Wayne was drunk in a national park after dark with a dead woodpecker in her car.

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  1. shaun

    May 6, 2011 at 5:58 am

    No, it’s lede, an alternative spelling used to distinguish it from lead, the stuff once used in typesetting machines.
    My own personal favorite lede was from a Wilmington Evening Journal article in the early 1970s:
    Driver Frank Cramden, rounding the clubhouse turn at Harrington Raceway last night, fell on his birthday.
     

     
  2. Frank

    May 6, 2011 at 9:23 am

    And exactly how old is this abomination?

     
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