Advice for the Forlorn 0
Ask Dr. Gerry Mander, the Therapist the Stars Trust.
I’m the governor of Texas, running to be the Republican candidate in next year’s presidential election and I’ve got myself three problems.
First, I forgot one of my key policies in a live TV debate. Second, I’m now the laughing stock of the internet. Third… now what was it? Nope, sorry, it’s gone.
Rick Perry
Dear Governor Perry
So you’re an inarticulate, rightwing Texan with no grasp of policy who liberals sneer at – and you want to be US president. Something tells me you’ll be just fine.
