Sauce for the Goose . . . 0
Pennsylvania State Sen. Larry Farnese plans to propose his own state rape bill, for the ganders:
Farnese’s legislation would require male patients to:
- Be given a full prostate exam and undergo a cardiac stress test.
- Submit a signed affidavit from a sexual partner stating that the patient suffers from erectile dysfunction.
- Participate in sex therapy to determine if there are nonphysical reasons for the individual’s condition.
- Watch a video detailing the side effects of erectile-dysfunction medication.
Frankly, I think that, until it involves involuntarily applying internal sonic vibrators, it doesn’t go far enough.