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iJunk, Siriously 2

MarketWatch’s Jon Friedman recently upgraded his iJunk. He is not impressed with Siri:

I admit it: I had been dazzled by those catchy television commercials showing tough-talking actor Samuel L. Jackson and the ever-adorable actress/singer Zooey Deschanel doing their mundane household chores assisted by Siri, the voice-activated system on the new iPhone.

In other words, I bought the Apple-generated hype. I was a sucker.

You see, I have been disillusioned by Siri. It strikes me as some kind of gimmick for self-indulgent people with a tremendous amount of time on their hands.

For a thrilling demonstration of Siri’s skill, listen to the first five minutes of this.

Full disclosure:

I don’t have any iJunk; I refuse the pay twice as much for just as good, while living in a censored, walled orchard. My phone, though, does have a voice feature which I have played with, but hardly use. Mostly it just gets in the way when I have an attack of wrong damn button.

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2 comments

  1. George

    May 26, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    A chump who shouldn’t have a column on anything un-chumps himself briefly re one aspect of the cult of iJunk. I take iJunk as an IQ test. If you have some, you flunked.  

     
  2. Frank

    May 26, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    It is likely that many of the columnists at MarketWatch shouldn’t have columns, at least not to write about markets.  But even a blind pig finds an acorn from time to time.

     
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