Giving Her Ex the Bird 0
The bird allegedly aimed the invectives at the neighbors, who happen to be Taylor’s ex-husband and his girlfriend.
Reminds me of the pastor who was willed a parrot by one of his flock, an reformed pirate. To the embarrassment of the pastor, the parrot swore, well, like a sailor. He was bemoaning this at Sunday school one day when a lady said, “I have a parrot and all she does is pray all day. Maybe we should introduce them.”
The pastor agreed and arranged a visit.
As soon as he saw the lady’s parrot, the minister’s parrot whistled and said, “Hey, Baby, let’s get it on!”
Wait for it.
To which she replied, “Thank you, God, my prayers have been answered!“