From Pine View Farm

Hulk Smash (Updated) 2

This crime remains unsolved as yeti.

State police said Friday a trooper took a report in Lykens, 30 miles northeast of Harrisburg, for a report that taillights and windows on the RV had been smashed.

John Reed tells police that a large, brown, hunched-over bigfoot has been seen nearby. The 39-year-old Reed is a veteran bigfoot hunter, and maintains the Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters page on Facebook.

Addendum, the Next Morning:

You can read the police report at The Smoking Gun.




  1. George Smith

    October 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    A bigfoot in Upper Dauphin, haw. My high school used to play them in wrestling and football. The black and the orange.

  2. Frank

    October 21, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    One born every minute in Upper Dauphin is more like it.

    Whaddya wanna bet he backed into something?