From Pine View Farm

A Look Ahead 0

Broken down 2017.  Foreth those of you whom doest know me not, I'm last year's Baby New Year.  Human activity has agedeth me from happy little baby to foul-tempered crusty ol' grump.  THANKS, PEOPLE! (stupid jerks)  Oncetch mine replacement baby gets here, I'm going to hightaileth it to Miami.  (Baby New Year enters)  Excuseth me, ol' codger, but knoweth whereth last year's Baby New Year can be found?  Old man:  I be he whom ye seeketh.  Baby:  Fibber, though are a grizzled bageth of bones.  Old man:  Tis your fate too, little blubber butt baby.  In exactly one year!  Baby:  But I am young, full of pep, and strong.  What couldst possibly change me into a miserable ol' crone like you?  Old man:  A year with the earthling!  Look into this snow globe--I had it upgraded to Windows 10.  Baby looks into snow globe:  Greed!  Corruption!  Dancing with the Stars (Is that still on?)  I can't take it!  Lemme out!!  Old man:  Thy can't quit!  It's thine duty.  It's your problem now (and he disappears, cackling

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