Settle disputes politely.
“We determined the victim and his buddy were intoxicated and got into a physical altercation,” Nixon said. “A weapon was pulled out and accidentally discharged and hit him in the leg.”
The solution to preventing occurrences of this nature is, of course per the NRA, more guns. No doubt, had two portable instruments of male enhancement been pulled, no legs would have been shot.
Also, pigs, wings.