From Pine View Farm

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Man One:  Elon Musk says Los Angeles is on fire because of D. E. I.  MAGA-hatted man:  They have a woman fire chief.  Can you believe it?  Man One:  President Trump says it's because Gavin Newsom refused to sign the very real Water Restoration Declaration.  MAGA-hatted man:  Lying Democrats claim no such document exists.  Man one:  Their shamelessness knows no bounds.  MAGA-hatted man:  Alex Jones says the fires are a globalist conspiracy to wage economic warfare before triggering total collapse--and Elon agrees.  Man one:  Thank goodness for X, the everything app, where we can do our own research.  Man three:  I wonder if droughts and rising temperatures resulting from climate change could have probably played any role in these fires?  (Pause)  I'm kidding.  Do I look like a conspiracy nut?  MAGA-hatted man:  Hah!  You had me worried for a moment there.  Man one:  I bet it was space lasers.

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