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The Conclave 0

Title:  Just Another Day in Washington.  Trump:  People say Trump is a dictator.  I'm  not a dictator.  I just have the right to do anything I want, because I'm president.  Vance:  An important distinction, sir.  And, if I may add, sir--you should get ten Nobel prices.  The wars in Gaza and Ukraine are basically over, if you ignore the fact that they are not.  Trump:  Many people are saying it.  Hegseth:  Also, sir, you are a war hero president, commanding the warfighters of the War Department.  You provide warriors like me with more clarity and purpose than a fresh bottle of gin.  Trump:  I deserve some military metals.  Hegseth:  Consider it done.  Vance:  And, you are absolutely not a dictator, but it would totally okay if you wre, considering you have now eliminated all crime in D. D. in a matter of days.  Hegseth:  And despite what the lying media say, your ankles are slim and lively to behold.  Miller (materializing from a flying bat):  Let's not forget--only you have the sheer will necessary to eradicate all Democrat scum like the vermin they are.  Trump:  An excellent talking point, Creepy Guy.  Be sure to use that when you do media hits.  Now, lets get to work.  What American company should I shake down next?  Flying Bat:  Waffle House seems woke to me sir.  Trump:  You know, maybe everyone shold call me a dictator!  Just a joke.  Until it's not.  Vance:  Jawohl, mein Fuhrer.

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