First Looks category archive

The Great and Glorious Patriotic War for a Lie in Iraq seems to be actually limping to an end, just as it began: with a lie (emphasis added).

After nearly nine years, 4,500 American dead, 32,000 wounded and more than $800 billion, U.S. officials formally shut down the war in Iraq — a conflict that U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said was worth the price in blood and money, as it set Iraq on a path to democracy.

Yeah, right.

As is typical of such stories, there is no mention of the thousands of Iraqis sacrificed to President George the Worst’s lies and perfidy or of whether this was worth their price.

Researchers believe that the signals bounced off an object or mass of objects. The shows were not named in the story.

While searching deep space for extra-terrestrial signals, scientists at the Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico have stumbled across signals broadcast from Earth nearly half a century ago.

My first question was, “What show was it?” but the story didn’t mention that.

Via GNC.

Off to drink liberally.

Gingerbread houses.

Drinking Liberally is a support group for liberals, where you can realize you are not alone.

When: 6 p., Wednesday, December 14.

Where:
The Public House
1112 Colley Avenue (map)

Details here.

State officials say a Jersey shore bar served cheaper vodka to customers who paid for premium spirits.

The idea of “premium” vodka is a triumph of marketing and an oxymoron all at the same time.

Jesse Ventura discusses his suit against the TSA. He’s suing on Fourth Amendment grounds:

Not so much:

Via Contradict Me.

At SeattlePI, Barbara Sehr honors Thanksgiving by nominating the turkeys of the year. A nugget:

8. Charley Sheen — A guy who moved from a shot in the arm for the entertainment industry to literal shots in the arm for the tabloid industry, he has become a symbol for all that is wrong with modern television sitcoms. Perhaps one day soon he will be reunited with Silvio Berlusconi at a bunga-bunga party in a galaxy far away from any cable network.

7. Newt Gingrich — The Tiffanies’ of Republican family values, he is a mentor to other misogynists like Herman Cain for making the world safe for dirty old lechers. His marital advice is as solid as his duplicitous advice to the President to do exactly the opposite of what he says. If he should make it to the White House, count on a child labor sweatshop in the basement.

Follow the link for the full ballot.

At Science 2.0, Michael W. Taft explores why, to fans, it’s not “just a game,” theorizing that fandom goes deep in our evolutionary roots. A nugget:

Researchers from both the University of Georgia and the University of Utah measured the testosterone levels in male fans before and after sports events, and found a 25 percent boost when their team won, and an equal dip for the losers. Our identification with our team is nothing more than a mental construct (the connection is not literal) and yet it affects us at the deepest physical levels. Charles Hillman, a University of Illinois psychologist found that fans watching their team experienced extreme levels of physical arousal—demonstrated by changes in heart rate, brain waves, and perspiration.

The local rag reports that the average “all-American” Thanksgiving dinner equals 4500 calories per glutton person.

To burn off such a feast, you’d have to walk… hang on while we do the math… holy smokes… say it ain’t so… 45 miles.

Get cracking.

Lists as in joust, that is, at Comically Vintage.

Shaun Mullen considers what should have been, while Hadley Freeman considers what it could become.

Warning: Innuendo and out the other.

Be sure to check the Meetup page. Changes may be pending; I will be spending tomorrow baking (sweet potato pies and sweet potato biscuits, if you must know) and will not attempt to keep up with them. In the meantime, I’m sticking this to the top of the page.

Now unstuck from the top of the page as the time is past.

Moved to Tuesday so as not to interfere with holiday plans.

When: Tuesday, November 22th, 6 p

Where:
The Jewish Mother
600 Nevan Road (Map)

More here.

A reader writes to “Ask Amy”:

I remembered my grandmother’s advice: If I made a funny face or stuck my tongue out, she told me that if I kept it up, my face would freeze that way — forever.

This was decades before the Internet existed. Now, that we have Facebook, it turns out she was right! How prophetic.

Shaun Mullen’s The Bottom of the Fox, which I reviewed here, is now available for your Kindle.

If you Kindle, Kindle that.

Radio Times takes a look at eye witness testimony. From the website:

Eyewitnesses identify roughly 75,000 suspects a year and some studies have shown that as many as one-third of them may be wrong. DNA evidence has exonerated over two hundred people convicted, in part, on false identification. This has raised serious questions about the trustworthiness of our eyes, memories, and police and court procedures. This month the United States Supreme Court heard a case about the reliability of eyewitness testimony and the New Jersey Supreme Court recently concluded that eyewitnesses are mistaken enough to warrant new rules for judges and jurors to follow when examining evidence from police lineups. Today, we look at eyewitness testimony and what science says about its reliability. Our guests are BRANDON GARRETT, a Professor of Law at the University of Virginia and the author of Convicting the Innocent: Where Criminal Prosecutions Go Wrong and RONALD EISENBERG, the Deputy District Attorney for the Law Division of the Philadelphia District Attorney’s Office.

Follow the link to listen or listen here (MP3).

One of my kids hosted a show here.

WMPH, the student-run radio station at Mount Pleasant High School, is back on the air after a one-year hiatus, sporting new equipment, a new signal tower, a new manager and a new role in the school’s curriculum.

The 42-year-old, 100-watt station has joined the school’s television station and music-recording studio to become part of the Broadcast Engineering and Communications Program.