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Authorities allege that Richard Shashaty of Brick Township started the (350 acre wild–ed.) fire at the Central Jersey Rifle Range on November 6.

Police say it happened while Shashaty was firing a “Dragon’s Breath” 12-gauge shotgun.

This type of ammunition contains magnesium shards, that can ignite flammable materials, which is illegal in New Jersey.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs random acts of politeness.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels constrained to show his politeness to one of our furry friends.

More courtesy on the concrete.

Back in the olden days, when I was a young ‘un before this became NRA Paradise, all we exchanged after an accident was insurance information.

And, as we all know, a polite society is a clean society.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness become child’s play.

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

Politeness is the (end of the) cat’s meow.

We are a broken society.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to flaunt his portable phallus.

Once again, playing with portable phalluses leads to a discharge. (Syntax error atoned for.)

Waukegan Deputy Police Chief Scott Chastain said the two juveniles were handling firearms and pointing the weapons at each other when the 17-year-old accidentally shot the 14-year-old in the stomach at about 8 p.m. in the 1300 clock of Walnut Street.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another child . . . .

One more time, “accident” and “negligence” are not synonyms, and law enforcement should stop pretending that they are.

He is bullish on politeness.

A McDonough County teen was arrested on Tuesday after admitting to shooting livestock and being involved in a road rage incident in McDonough County.

(snip)

The complainant told the McDonough County Central Dispatch that they suspected four of their bulls had been shot. When deputies and detectives arrived on the scene, two of the four bulls had died. Two other bulls had been shot and the owner was tending to their injuries.

A cliche comes to life.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels it necessary to brandish his portable phallus while passing on the pavement.

Party with politeness.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs random acts of politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Politeness goes to the dog.

Yet more evidence that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

We are again reminded that politeness is a family value.

Yet another child . . . .

We are a society of stupid.

When playing with a gun becomes gun play . . . .

Geiger told police “she and Osborne were engaged in harmless banter when he jokingly requested she shoot him,” police wrote in the sworn statement.

Geiger said she thought her “firearm was empty, pointed the weapon at Osborne and pulled the trigger.”

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” shares his politeness with a child.

A man was arrested after authorities say a 5-year-old girl found a gun and accidentally shot herself at a home in northwest Harris County overnight Sunday.

The girl was taken to a hospital and underwent surgery. She is currently in fair condition and is expected to survive her injuries.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.