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Musical NoteHi-ho, Pimlico!

Get on the track to politeness.

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Be polite to your significant others.

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Be polite to those who would help you.

Franklin Fire Company responded to a dump truck accident at 1038 Lincoln Way West in Hamilton Township shortly after 2:30 p.m.

Upon arrival, crews found a dump truck into the guardrail with one person confined inside. The man inside pulled a pistol from his side when crews began extraction.

According to officials, Engine 43’s driver called out that the patient had a gun and began attempting to secure the patient’s arm. Members operating outside the dump truck quickly jumped inside, restrained the patient and secured the weapon.

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Expose your children to politeness at an early age.

A 6-year-old Dallas girl was in serious condition today at Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta with a gunshot wound to the head after what investigators believe was an accidental shooting by her 4-year-old brother Monday, April 8.

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Be polite to your friends.

After his best friend Eric Apisa dropped by his home Tuesday with some friends, Zachary Hammond offered to show the 19-year-old a pistol he had for sale, KRQE reported.

Hammond , 18, removed the magazine and jokingly pointed the gun at Apisa’s face in the driveway of his Albuquerque, New Mexico, home, the Albuquerque Journal reported.

“Zach stated in the past he and Eric have pointed guns at each other multiple times just to mess around,” police said, according to the publication. “According to Zach the gun just went off.”

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Politeness is going to the cats.

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Be polite when traversing the nation’s byways.

A 10-year-old girl who was shot Wednesday night during an apparent road rage incident has died, according to Phoenix police.

Summerbell Brown was sleeping in the back seat of a car in her family’s driveway when a man behind the wheel of a white, four-door Ford pickup truck opened fire on their vehicle, her family told ABC15.

Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s Garden of Earthly Delights.

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Politeness is a family value.

“Around 8:30, we received a 911 call that there had been a domestic between the father and son, and the son had shot the father,” said Osage County Sheriff Eddie Virden. “During the incident, while the deputies were responding, we got a second 911 call that the son that had shot the father had been shot by another family member.”

Investigators say 23 year-old Ty Kirchner shot his father, 45-year-old Travis Kirchner. The third family member involved was not arrested as the sheriff says it was self-defense.

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Invest in politeness.

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Be polite to your life partner.

As deputies investigated further, they said the shooting was sparked by a domestic violence issue between Morin and her boyfriend. Morin reportedly shot the victim because he was snoring too loudly. Both parties had been drinking and got into an argument prior to the shooting, according to a press release.

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Raise your children to be polite.

Deon Williams and his teenage friend were playing with a gun about 3 p.m. in the 7300 block of South Aberdeen when it was fired, Chicago police and the Cook County medical examiner’s office said.

Thus passeth another day in the playgrounds of NRA Paradise.

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Teachers must set an example of politeness in school.

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Politeness in the time of Trump:

WSB reports that Banks was Facetiming with his girlfriend when he knocked on the wrong door.

He then walked away and was confronted by 32-year-old Darryl Bynes out on the balcony.

Police said not long after, he shot the teen.

“I heard him say, ‘Sorry, I’m at the wrong house.’ Then the man said, ‘No you’re not. N****, you at the right house.’ And he shot two more times,” Banks’ girlfriend told WSB in an interview.

WSB reports that Bynes initially claimed he shot Banks in self-defense, but officers said he shot the teen from his balcony as Banks was coming down the stairs and trying to get away.

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A surfeit of politeness.

Aside:

Freud would have a field day with this one.

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People of Walmart Dept.”

Flying bullets also became part of the shopping experience when a woman shot a BB gun outside the big box retailer. Cobb police found her around 12:20 p.m. March 23 firing the weapon towards the parking lot where employees and customers were walking.

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Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Anthony Wilson, a witness at the scene who said he was the brother of the man living in the home, said that the shooting was accidental. Wilson said the child found the gun under a bed, played with the weapon and shot himself. “Everybody was in the living room. The little boy went into the back of the room, crawled under his bed, and then we heard the gun go off.”

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Be polite when seeking entertainment at your local cineplex.

Police were called to the theater at 6 p.m. Sunday, and found a male with a single gunshot wound, said a release. The wound was not life threatening, officials said.

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The shooting was the result of an argument over seating in the theater, and was not considered an “active shooter situation,” said a statement issued by police.

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Introduce children to politeness at a tender age.

Deputies were called to the 3100 block of Cricket Road just after 7 p.m., according to a statement released Sunday by the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office. They found the infant with a gunshot wound, it said.

The infant was pronounced dead after being taken to Cape Fear Valley Medical Center, the statement said.

This sacrifice on the NRA’s altar of ammo was 21 days old.

I’ll stop now, because all I have left is profanity.

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Republican Elephant speaks:  Yes, New Zealand has now banned assault rifles, but Americans have different priorities.  An extreme interpretation of the 2nd Amendment.  we are willing to take a bullet for that.  In fact, a nonstop spray of bullets mowing down our fiends and children, over and over forever.  Crazy New Zealanders.

Via Job’s Anger.

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Frame One:  Voice comes from the Capitol Building:

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