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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Be polite to those who would help you.
Upon arrival, crews found a dump truck into the guardrail with one person confined inside. The man inside pulled a pistol from his side when crews began extraction.
According to officials, Engine 43’s driver called out that the patient had a gun and began attempting to secure the patient’s arm. Members operating outside the dump truck quickly jumped inside, restrained the patient and secured the weapon.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Be polite to your friends.
Hammond , 18, removed the magazine and jokingly pointed the gun at Apisa’s face in the driveway of his Albuquerque, New Mexico, home, the Albuquerque Journal reported.
“Zach stated in the past he and Eric have pointed guns at each other multiple times just to mess around,” police said, according to the publication. “According to Zach the gun just went off.”
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Politeness is going to the cats.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Be polite when traversing the nation’s byways.
Summerbell Brown was sleeping in the back seat of a car in her family’s driveway when a man behind the wheel of a white, four-door Ford pickup truck opened fire on their vehicle, her family told ABC15.
Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s Garden of Earthly Delights.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Politeness is a family value.
Investigators say 23 year-old Ty Kirchner shot his father, 45-year-old Travis Kirchner. The third family member involved was not arrested as the sheriff says it was self-defense.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Be polite to your life partner.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Raise your children to be polite.
Thus passeth another day in the playgrounds of NRA Paradise.
“An Armed Society” Meets “Tales of the Trumpling” 0
Politeness in the time of Trump:
WSB reports that Banks was Facetiming with his girlfriend when he knocked on the wrong door.
He then walked away and was confronted by 32-year-old Darryl Bynes out on the balcony.
Police said not long after, he shot the teen.
“I heard him say, ‘Sorry, I’m at the wrong house.’ Then the man said, ‘No you’re not. N****, you at the right house.’ And he shot two more times,” Banks’ girlfriend told WSB in an interview.
WSB reports that Bynes initially claimed he shot Banks in self-defense, but officers said he shot the teen from his balcony as Banks was coming down the stairs and trying to get away.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Be polite when seeking entertainment at your local cineplex.
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The shooting was the result of an argument over seating in the theater, and was not considered an “active shooter situation,” said a statement issued by police.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Introduce children to politeness at a tender age.
The infant was pronounced dead after being taken to Cape Fear Valley Medical Center, the statement said.
This sacrifice on the NRA’s altar of ammo was 21 days old.
I’ll stop now, because all I have left is profanity.










