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Celebrate your team’s playoff victory with politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another improperly stored gun.

Another wounded child.

Another day in NRA paradise.

Police said the boy was with an 11-year-old friend when they threw a snowball at a car.

That was when the car turned around and shot the 12-year-old multiple times, according to police.

Lieutenant Aaron Boisvert said, “Thank God [his injuries were] non-life-threatening. Could’ve been a lot worse.”

We are society suffering from self-inflicted lead poisoning.

And, as we all know, a polite society is a clean society.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

When persons come seeking help after an automobile accident, greet them with politeness.

We are a broken society.

Yet another child . . . .

Police in Grand Rapids say a 3-year-old was taken to the hospital Saturday after apparently shooting and injuring themselves accidentally.

I will concede that a toddler may indeed have shot him- or herself “accidentally,” because a toddler would likely not understand the consequence of picking up a portable phallus, but someone’s negligence allowed him or her to do so.

We must needs hold oxymoronic “responsible gun owners” responsible.

But we won’t, for we are a society of stupid enraptured by our portable phalluses.

It is generally considered not a good idea to play with one’s portable phallus.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another child . . . .

And again we are reminded that “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

One of those “responsible gun owners” aims to take a downhill run.

We are again reminded that politeness is a family value.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Those “responsible gun owners” just cannot seem to resist the urge to expose their portable phalluses to others on our nation’s highways and on its byways.

One of those “responsible gun owners” apparently decided that politeness if for the birds.

According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, a mature North American Bald Eagle was found dead on December 8, in the Mt. Hope community. The Service said that an x-ray of the bird’s carcass revealed “many” shotgun pellets.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Yet another child.

Investigators discovered that the child appeared to have shot himself accidentally in the head, getting access to the gun inside of the car.

The boy is said to be in critical condition.

Influencer idiocy.

So many guns. So much stupid.

It would appear that yet another “responsible gun owner” chose to celebrate the New Year with politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

When your roommate comes home, greet him with politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

A “responsible gun owner” chose to show politeness to passers-by.