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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Ring in the harvest with politeness.

We are a broken society.

And what’s the lowest common denominator?

It’s not the stupid.

It’s the guns.

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Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels it proper to proffer his portable phallus to a passer-by on the pavement.

So many guns. So much stupid.

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Another case of neighborly politeness . . . . .

Police responded to a report of shots fired. They say the caller told them a bullet had traveled into the apartment through an adjacent wall from another unit.

They went to the other apartment and talked with the shooter who told them it was accidental and no one in that apartment was injured.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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And, again, politeness becomes childs’ play.

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Dis Coarse Discourse 0

Real. Big. Men.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Shower your wife with politeness.

Officers learned a 35-year-old man was cleaning his newly purchased gun and “manipulating it” when he accidentally fired, Shaddow said.

he round went through a door jamb and into the shower, hitting his 26-year-old wife in the shoulder, according to Shaddow.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

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We are again reminded that politeness is a family value.

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

If you reduced the number of the guns, you would still have the stupid.

But you might achieve that elusive goal of a “well-regulated militia” that seems to have faded from memory . . . .

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Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” didn’t know the gun was loaded.

(They never seem to think to check, do they? I guess the urge to caress that portable phallus overrides all caution.)

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

More politeness on the pavement.

Too many guns. Too much selfish.

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NRA Paradise 0

It’s all about the Benjamins.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Share your politeness with your neighbor.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

The preliminary investigation revealed that Toomey and the victim were working on a vehicle in the driveway when Toomey placed an unsecured gun on the front steps of the house. A 3-year-old family member found the firearm and discharged it, striking the victim in the arm. The injured man was transported to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Be polite to your friend.

“Kueker got into the backseat of a vehicle and fell asleep. His acquaintance, after realizing Kueker had fallen asleep, approached the car unarmed and with the use of a walker. Kueker awakened and saw a figure standing outside the window of the car. At this time, he fired one shot through the car window.”

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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Once again, politeness become child’s play.

Once again, we are reminded that “responsible gun owner” is a oxymoron.

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But he was just backpacking his heat:

An SAPD spokesperson said the 31-year-old victim sustained a gunshot wound to his upper left arm when another man dropped his backpack that reportedly had a gun inside. The gun then went off, striking the victim and injuring him.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

More politeness on the pavement.

Too much selfish. Too many guns. Too much stupid.

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Settle disagreements with politeness.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

The caller reported a 5-year-old bleeding from his leg.

According to HCSO, Park Rangers and EMS arrived, it was discovered the child was left in a family car when he began playing with a firearm.

The 5-year-old fired off a round, grazing his leg.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

And far too many morons own guns.

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Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

Oh! And speaking of life in NRA Paradise . . . .

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