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It’s probably not a good idea to take your portable phallus to bed along with your “female friend.”

That’s a threesome that may not turn out well.

The man allegedly told officers he was laying on his bed “relaxing” and “talking” with his female friend when his dog “jumped on the bed and got his paw stuck in the trigger guard and ended up hitting the trigger.”

The man, who has not been identified, was “grazed in his top left thigh,” police said.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owners” just could not resist the temptation to play with his portable phallus.

The stupid. It burns.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” just couldn’t resist the temptation to play with his portable phallus in public.

Once again, an oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

He couldn’t resist the temptation.

He just had to play with his portable phallus.

We are a society of stupid.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Once again, we are rminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

If you’re unhappy about your meal, be sure to complain to the staff with politeness.

We are a broken society.

More neighborly politeness.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

While he was headed into the (Wichita, Kansas–ed.) YMCA building, he reached into his bag and grabbed his gun accidentally, causing it to go off. He received a gunshot wound to the leg and was taken to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner.”

Yet another improperly stored gun.

Yet another child in the hospital.

Yet another day in NRA Paradise.

. . . and another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to bare his portable phallus whilst traversing the pavement.

We are a broken society.

We are again reminded that politeness is a family value.

And, in more news of family politeness.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” attempts to settle a parking dispute with his politeness.

As someone who grew up with guns and learned to treat them with respect and, frankly, some degree of fear, I must ask, when the heck did they become things to be played with?

We are a society of stupid.

A well-adjusted “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

The Orange County Sheriff’s Office said there is no major threat at the Florida Mall after reports of a shooting spread quickly on social media Sunday afternoon. A young man mistakenly shot himself while adjusting a gun, the sheriff’s office said in a news release.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, an oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable (in this case, pseudo-)phallus to a fellow motorist.

We are clearly a nation of Real Big Men with real tiny brains.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play, and, once again, one of those “responsible gun owners” performs random acts of politeness.

Party with politeness.

We are a society of stupid.