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Be polite at the pizzeria popular for preteen parties.

Tacoma police say that a 22-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the leg Sunday evening while inside a Chuck E. Cheese in Tacoma.

Packing heat at a Chuck E. Cheese. Cheesus.

The hunt for politeness goes on.

Six people were hunting deer in the mountains near Cuyama, which border the southwestern part of the Carrizo Plain, Capt. Todd Tognazzini with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife said.

One of the hunters saw movement in the brush and fired with a “high-powered rifle,” but instead of hitting a deer, he hit another man in the party in the shoulder, Tognazzini said.

No doubt it was the antlers.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, Brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Children should learn to play politely.

The mother told police she had a handgun in her closet when she walked outside to do something in her yard. She then heard a gunshot and walked back inside to find her son had shot himself in his hand.

Self-politeness is the politest king.

The hunt for politeness proceeds apace.

On the opening day of squirrel hunting season, a 55-year-old man was shot by his brother at a state park in Webster County, officials said.

The man was shot in the upper body by his brother, 50, while they were hunting at the Brushy Creek State Recreation Area. Officials believe the shooting was an accident.

Because he looked so much like a tree-dwelling rodent, no doubt . . . .

Practice random acts of politeness.

Leonard was watching football with friends when he heard a gunshot.

“I walked into the room and saw that he was hurt in the hand and was yelling and the girls were yelling,” Leonard explained.

Leonard said he found his best friend, Dustin Melton, and a teenage girl bleeding.

“What’s going on what’s going on?” Leonard added. “Then I saw that she had a gunshot wound and I got the phone to call 911.”

Leonard said Melton accidentally fired his gun.

Ghost doesn’t stand a politeness of a chance. Or something.

A Connecticut man who told police he was a paranormal investigator faces several charges after firing shots in his house at what he told police may have been a ghost.

Follow the link for more spectral speculation.

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Play politely.

According to Coffee County Sheriff Chad Partin, Austin Davis, 17, was at home with his siblings and grandfather and was “playing” with a gun when he “accidentally shot himself” in the head. He was transported to Unity Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead.

Practice random acts of politeness.

An 11-year-old boy picked the suspect, Stacey Ratcliffe, 25, out of a line up as the man who was tapping the side of his white SUV with a handgun, and pointed it at him as he drove past on Allison Avenue.

The boy told police he was so scared he was going to be killed or kidnapped that he jumped into a ditch when it appeared that the SUV was turning around back toward him.

. . . and a polite society is a clean society.

Randell said the two argued when he told Jakari to “clean-up his room” after he found “dirty cereal bowls and other food items” in it.

The argument escalated as Randell Wright got his gun to emphasize the point, but he claimed Jakari wouldn’t back down, saying “Then we started wrestling for the gun, and it went off.”

Play politely.

Prosecutors say when police responded to a Bridge Street apartment at about 1:40 a.m Wednesday, Rittenhour told them the accident happened when she was playing with the victim’s gun. That victim was later identified as Steven Asselin, of Manchester.

“She was pointing it in his direction, put her finger on the trigger, and fired the gun,” said Assistant Hillsborough County Attorney Patrice Casian. “It subsequently struck the victim in the head and it was a fatal wound.”

In a rather unusual twist, “playing with a gun” has not served as a “Get Out of Jail Free” card; charges have been filed.

Politeness is a family value.

Police say the boy was playing with a handgun when it discharged, shooting his sister in the back.

The requirements of politeness place great expectorations upon the polite.

An 18-year-old man was driving a vehicle on West Maple Avenue, with a 20-year-old passenger from Texas, the chief said.

The passenger had his gun in his hand, and opened his door to spit, and the gun went off. The driver was hit in the back, and is listed in stable condition.

Politeness is the foundation of a solid marriage.

According to court papers, Dylan Lee blamed everything on an argument.

He told investigators he and his new bride were fighting about chores when he pulled out a gun and shot her phone.

He says he then accidentally shot her as she tried to reach for the gun.

Lee told police the two just got married last weekend.

The bride survived. One wonders whether the marriage will.

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Commemorate your idols politely.

News 3’s Rachael Cardin spoke to a witness who said he heard the two people in a local barbershop arguing over whether or not Halle Berry played or would play Aretha Franklin in a movie.

Police said the fight turned physical and then one of the subjects, identified as 44-year-old Michael Jermell Hatton, produced a firearm, shooting the other man at least once outside the shop.

Put the spotlight on politeness.

But on that UTV ride, a battery rolled off the seat next to him and onto the floor of the vehicle, according to KEYE, which first reported on the incident.

“It was right after the sun went down, between 9 and 10 p.m.,” Titus County Sheriff’s Lt. Chris Bragg told McClatchy. “So he starts feeling around in the dark for his spotlight.”

The man, who Bragg said is from the Dallas-Fort Worth area, thought he had found it. He pulled the trigger before he realized what he had actually found on the vehicle’s floor was his .40 caliber Glock handgun.

Yup. He shot himself in the leg.

And, in yet more news of the polite . . . .

Practice random acts of politeness.

According to Sheriff Terry Austin, it appears a person accidentally shot a woman along West Main Street. Officers have been able to speak to the victim, who was conscious and alert. The bullet, which is still in her body, did not appear to hit any vital organs.

“Polite society” frolics.

Make no mistake, I think that 3-D printed guns is a profoundly stupid idea that appeals primarily to firearms fetishists who want yet another portable penis, this one a plastic toy, to caress and, secondarily, to those designing to do evil in an undetectable manner.

But, really, is it any stupider than guns everywhere?

If only the television had been packing, it could have defended itself.

Police arrested a 26-year-old Manitowoc man Monday evening after they say he shot his handgun at a TV during an argument.