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A young California mother was tragically shot dead by her two-year-old son after the toddler found a loaded gun in the woman’s bedroom.

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

Apparently, he just couldn’t resist the temptation to shoot down Walmart’s delivery drone.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

The hunt for politeness continues.

Yet more evidence that the fabled “responsible gun owner” is a mythical creature.

I guess no one ever told them not to play with their portable phallus.

We are a society of stupid.

An oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” shoots first, gets questioned later.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Brotherly politeness . . . .

A 7-year-old boy fatally shot his 2-year-old brother after finding a gun in the glove box, according to authorities in California.

The shooting unfolded just before 4 p.m. Monday in the cab of a truck that was in a parking lot in Rancho Cucamonga, the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department said.

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The boys’ mom had just parked at a shopping center and was outside of the car, unloading items to bring inside, at the time of the shooting, Huerta told Los Angeles ABC station KABC.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

On Tuesday, Dec. 3, a 3-year-old child managed to get ahold of a firearm being kept in a home on Lawndale, according to the Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office. The toddler then accidentally shot their 1-year-old sibling.

We are again reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

The hunt for politeness finds another victim.

So does the search for stupid.

Another “responsible gun owner” demonstrates that said phrase is an oxymoron.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” shows his politeness to his friend.

The victim took the magazine out of the gun and emptied it of rounds, but neither removed the bullet left in the chamber, according to the affidavit.

The man who shot the gun told police he was trying to “dry fire at a 45-degree angle away from the victim and was unsure how the victim (ended) up getting shot and stated it was accidental,” the affidavit states. The man who was shot told police his friend “pointed the firearm downward to show him the gun, when the gun was discharged.”

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness goes for the dogs.

Once again, we are reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” practices random acts of politeness.

Once again politeness becomes child’s play.

Then it goes for a ride.

So many guns.

So much stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus while traversing the pavement.

We are a broken society.

Bringing new meaning to the term, “happy meal” . . . .

The hunt for politeness continues with a gun that appears to have been fired by no one.

Two males were hunting in the canyon near Murtaugh at 9:56 a.m., according to the Twin Falls County Sheriff’s Office. A gun was accidentally discharged and shot one of the hunters in the foot.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Celebrate your birthday with politeness.

And, as we all know, a polite society is clean society.

One man is injured following a shooting at an Antioch car wash, according to the Metro Nashville Police Department.