Gunnuttery category archive

If you think the elementary school basketball coach should give your little boy more playing time, be sure to make the request with politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

He was backing recklessly out of his driveway.

She was driving her child to school and tapped her horn in warning.

He responded by discharging his phallus of politeness.

Now her child is in the hospital recovering from surgery.

We are a broken society.

He failed to get a grip on his politeness.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

More courtesy on the concrete, more politeness on the pavement.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose a portable phallus to a fellow driver.

We are again reminded that a polite society is a clean society.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Express your frustration with politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owner” feels justified in exposing his portable phallus to a fellow driver on America’s byways.

We are a broken society.

Once again, an oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

According to police, the 6-year-old discovered a gun and accidentally shot the 3-year-old.

The victim is being treated for non-life threatening injuries at OhioHealth Mansfield.

More courtesy on the concrete.

We are a broken society.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

We are a society of stupid.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.” Yet another gun that fired itself.

The teen told investigators that he was sitting inside the Taco Cabana kitchen area on his break with the firearm in his pants and it suddenly went off, according to court records. He then told investigators he didn’t know where the firearm was located and wouldn’t tell them where he put it.

Aside:

Personally, I’ve never met a gun that fired itself. And I grew up with guns.

Heck, I used be a damned fine shot when I was in practice. I once picked a look-out crow–a flock of crows always posts a look-out– out of tree at 150 yards. (Remember, I’m a farm boy. Farm boys do not have high opinions of crows.)

He brings a new meaning to the term “gun lover.”

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

More neighborly politeness.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

More self-politeness.

We are a society that seems to have chosen to kill itself with lead poisoning.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child in a hospital.

We are a society of stupid.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another portable phallus exposed to a child.

Another child sacrificed to the NRA’s leaden idol.

Another day in NRA Paradise.