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Once again, we are reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” practices random acts of politeness.

Once again politeness becomes child’s play.

Then it goes for a ride.

So many guns.

So much stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus while traversing the pavement.

We are a broken society.

Bringing new meaning to the term, “happy meal” . . . .

The hunt for politeness continues with a gun that appears to have been fired by no one.

Two males were hunting in the canyon near Murtaugh at 9:56 a.m., according to the Twin Falls County Sheriff’s Office. A gun was accidentally discharged and shot one of the hunters in the foot.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Celebrate your birthday with politeness.

And, as we all know, a polite society is clean society.

One man is injured following a shooting at an Antioch car wash, according to the Metro Nashville Police Department.

The hunt for politeness continues apace.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his politeness to a child.

Once again, politeness is a family matter.

Preliminary investigations suggest that a family member was handling a small-caliber rifle when it was accidentally discharged, striking Harp.

Politeness is a family value.

A woman has died due to an accidental discharge of a gun from her father, according to the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies say they found a Gray Dodge Minivan parked on the curb in Moffett Road. They found 40-year-old Emiley Roney shot and unresponsive. Alongside the victim in the minivan was her husband, Martin Roney, and her father, Ricky Smith.

The MCSO says Smith was loading his 45 caliber handgun with ammo when it accidentally discharged hitting his daughter.

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

Yet “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus in public.

Too much iron. Too many idiots.

Practice politeness at home.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Practice politeness while paying for your purchases.

Tolleson Police say a man was trying to reach his wallet when he accidentally fired a shot from a handgun. The two people who were hurt suffered non-life-threatening injuries.

The stupid. It wounds.

And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

Once again, politeness become child’s play.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Way out west, one of those self-styled “responsible gun owners” chooses to be polite to a palomino.