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Politeness in the park.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

There’s definitely something fishy about this politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” attempts to settle a difference with his politeness.

We are a broken society.

Mistaken politeness.

And again we are reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

The 59-year-old victim was walking along the beach in the 3600 block of South Lakeshore Road in Lexington Township with her sister and niece, who live in the Grand Blanc area, around 10:45 a.m. Sunday.

The three women heard a loud sound consistent with a gunshot. Seconds later, the 59-year-old felt a pain in her leg and noticed a wound that started bleeding.

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The Sanilac County Sheriff’s Office believes the shooting was accidental from someone practice shooting or firing a gun into the air.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

And another “responsible gun owner” feels constrained to flaunt his portable phallus whilst traversing the countryside.

We are a broken society.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Several times in this series of posts that started when I saw a car plastered with NRA bumper stickers when this blog was very young, I’ve noted many occasions when politeness went to the dogs.

This time, the dog went to politeness.

And we are again reminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child’s life ended early.

Another day in NRA Paradise.

A 3-year-old accidentally shot a man Thursday night after a firearm was left unsecured in Delray Beach, police said.

I’m certain that, as regards the three-year-old, it was accidental. But, as regards the “responsible gun owner,” it was negligent.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

We have become an uncivilized society.

Yet another one of those “responsible gun owners” exposes a portable phallus to a toddler.

(Fortunately, the child suffered only minor injuries, at least, minor physical injuries.)

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Yet another responsible gun owner decides to expose his portable phallus.

The victims said that a man was showing off a gun and it accidentally went off, striking himself in the stomach and a woman in the leg, police said.

Just another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

Once again, politeness goes for the dogs.

Jonathan told WAVE he came home last Saturday to find Rex hurt, beaten up as if he’d been run over. So, he checked his Ring camera.

“Everything was fine, everything was fine, everything was fine, until a gold F-150 pulled up and everything was not fine,” he said.

The camera shows a man reach out of that truck and point a gun at Rex, shooting him in the leg.

Yet another of those “responsible gun owners” exposes his portable phallus to children, and politeness becomes child’s play.

We are a society of stupid.

He responded to parental discipline with politeness.

A Bemidji, Minnesota teenager was charged by juvenile petition last week with shooting his parents, telling police he became “irate” after they revoked his cellphone privileges.

Thus passeth another day in NRA paradise.

If you wish to force your moral views on other, do so with politeness.

Yet more neighborly politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.