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Another child.

A 3-year-old boy is hospitalized with serious injuries after being shot Sunday morning in what authorities are calling an apparent accident inside a Hartford home.

The shooting occurred while the child was in bed with his parents and a firearm placed under a pillow discharged, according to Geneva County Sheriff Tony Helms.

“Apparent accident.” Obvious neglignece is more like it.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” demonstrates politeness on the pavement.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

As if we needed a reminder . . . .

Police say Tyler Swan, 27, of Georgia, and Michael Richard, 39, of Essex Junction, were target shooting near the home of Geraldine Doran, 84. Investigators say a round from the target shooting went into Doran’s Ceres Circle home, and she was seriously injured.

. . . “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Family members tell Action News 5 that five-year-old Tamir Washington got hold of a gun and unintentionally shot himself in the head.

A “responsible gun owner” shows politeness to his friend.

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonymous.

Yes, Virginia, there is such a thing as poetic justice.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

They (Burlington, VT–Ed.) say they found two people, a man and woman, who had been drinking downtown and were preparing to call a rideshare. Police say the woman, Hailey Peacock, 21, of Essex Junction, had a pistol in her purse and she wanted to see if it was loaded.

As she did, the gun went off.

In an unusual twist, no one was hurt.

But we are still a society of stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” practices random acts of politeness.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

The gunshot victim was airlifted for medical treatment but succumbed to his injuries at approximately 10:04 p.m.

It appears from the initial investigation that both juveniles were playing with a loaded gun when it discharged, striking the victim.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” chooses to fondle his portable phallus in the presence of others.

Conyers (Ga.–ed.) police responded to an AutoZone on Highway 138 after receiving a report of a person shot inside the business. Officers found that an employee “who was manipulating a firearm inside the business” accidentally shot another employee in the leg.

Therefore, an armed family must needs be a polite family.

Q. E. D.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to a portable phallus:

Investigators say the toddler was outside when he climbed into a parent’s vehicle, found a handgun belonging to the parent, and the gun fired once, striking him in the finger.

Another “responsible gun owner” treats his neighbors with politeness.

And, as we know, politeness is a family value.

Another “reponsible gun owner” displays courtesy on the concrete.

Yet another child is hospitalized after yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to said child.

We are a society of stupid.

A little collateral politeness.

He wanted to record a “how to.”

He created a “how not to.”

The stupid. It burns.

Another case of courtesy on the concrete.

We are a society of stupid.