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Another “responsible gun owner,” another random act of politeness.

The sheriff’s office discovered a neighbor had accidentally fired a gun and the bullet struck an exterior door at the school, causing minor damage, officials said.

Another reminder that “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms.

The hunt for politeness continues.

A 17-year-old high school student was accidentally shot and killed during a squirrel hunting incident in Iowa last weekend, authorities said.

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The DNR (Iowa Department of Natural Resources–ed.) said that the teen “was mistaken for a squirrel by a member of his hunting party and was struck in the back of the head.”

Anyone who can’t tell the difference between a squirrel and a human being is too stupid to be allowed to have a gu–oh, yeah, I forgot.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” fails to secure a portable phallus.

Investigators believe a three-year-old child fired the shot that killed their father early Monday morning.

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(Lincoln, AL, police chief Scott–ed.) Bonner said, “Everything points to being accidental. We are not sure if the child was playing with the firearm, or if the child picked the firearm and dropped it.” He added that due to the child’s age, no charges will be filed.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

As we all know, politeness takes practice.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

More politeness on the pavement.

As a society, we seem to have decided that poisoning ourselves with lead is just hunky-dory.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a toddler.

We are society of stupid.

And another gun fancier didn’t know–and didn’t bother to check whether–his gun was loaded.

And thus passeth another life in Gun Nut Garden of Eden.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

More politeness on the pavement.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs an act of neighborly politeness.

The incident happened at around 11 p.m. on Sunday. The person who shot the gun, who was identified as 30-year-old Caleb Bean, reported to 911 that he had accidentally discharged his firearm while attempting to cycle the action of his rifle, and that the bullet traveled through the ceiling of his apartment and struck a woman in the unit above his.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

. . . and another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to cause his portable phallus to discharge while traveling America’s highways and byways.

More neighborly politeness.

So many guns. So much stupid.

The hunt for politeness continues.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

There’s no politeness quite like neighborly politeness.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.