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The hunt for politeness continues apace.

Another child.

And another reminder that, despite what words police spokespersons and news reports might use, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

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Prepare for the holidays with politeness.

Four people were shot Friday evening at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in North Carolina, according to officials. . . . .

They wrestled with politteness.

We are a society of stupid.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Another loaded gun left improperly (or un-) stored.

Another child.

Thus passeth another life in Gun Nut Garden of Eden.

This “responsible gun owner” says, golly gosh gee, he didn’t know that a child was in the back seat when he discharged his responsibility at a passing vehicle.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

And, as we all know, politeness takes practice.

Who’s the turkey here?

An argument over a turkey led to a man being shot at a Food Lion in North Carolina, according to authorities.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another case of politeness on the pavement.

Another child sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s leaden idol.

Once more, politeness goes to the dogs the dogs go to politeness.

More politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron (sort of like the title of this series of posts).

According to the arrest report, Goodrum told detectives that she was drinking the night before and placed a handgun under a couch cushion.

She told detectives she woke up the next morning, bought groceries and alcohol, and started making breakfast in the kitchen when she heard a loud “pop” from the living room.

According to the arrest report, Bright was outside grilling at the time but heard the “pop” too.

That’s when the parents realized the twin boys were shot and rushed them to the hospital.

Politeness takes practice.

Another “responsible gun owner” shoots first, gets questioned later.

Officers said they arrived they found a woman, who had been shot, and a man on the front porch of a home.

The woman was pronounced dead at the scene.

Police said it was later determined that the people attempting to enter the home were members of a cleaning crew who mistakenly arrived at the wrong address.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness while playing with his portable phallus.

So many guns.

So much stupid.

Another “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

As I recall, the Second Amendment of the United States Constitution refers to a “well-regulated militia.”

It says nothing about an unregulated militia.

Abandoned politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

More politeness on the pavement.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Another improperly secured gun.

Another child sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s leaden idol.