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And, as we all know, politeness takes practice.

Who’s the turkey here?

An argument over a turkey led to a man being shot at a Food Lion in North Carolina, according to authorities.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another case of politeness on the pavement.

Another child sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s leaden idol.

Once more, politeness goes to the dogs the dogs go to politeness.

More politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron (sort of like the title of this series of posts).

According to the arrest report, Goodrum told detectives that she was drinking the night before and placed a handgun under a couch cushion.

She told detectives she woke up the next morning, bought groceries and alcohol, and started making breakfast in the kitchen when she heard a loud “pop” from the living room.

According to the arrest report, Bright was outside grilling at the time but heard the “pop” too.

That’s when the parents realized the twin boys were shot and rushed them to the hospital.

Politeness takes practice.

Another “responsible gun owner” shoots first, gets questioned later.

Officers said they arrived they found a woman, who had been shot, and a man on the front porch of a home.

The woman was pronounced dead at the scene.

Police said it was later determined that the people attempting to enter the home were members of a cleaning crew who mistakenly arrived at the wrong address.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness while playing with his portable phallus.

So many guns.

So much stupid.

Another “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

As I recall, the Second Amendment of the United States Constitution refers to a “well-regulated militia.”

It says nothing about an unregulated militia.

Abandoned politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

More politeness on the pavement.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Another improperly secured gun.

Another child sacrificed at the feet of the NRA’s leaden idol.

Settle differences of opinion with politeness.

Once again, one of those “responsible gun owners” exposes a portable phallus to children,

Investigators say a 1-year-old child found the gun and accidentally fired it.

The 1-year-old child was hit and a second child was shot when the bullet fragmented, detectives said.

We are a society of stupid.

Another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

Officers found a 3-year-old boy shot in the hip at the scene, and he was conscious and breathing.

Police said an adult was cleaning out a closet and left a gun unattended, and the boy got hold of it. Police said they believe that this is an accidental shooting at this time.

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” do not mean the same thing.

More news from the hunt for politeness . . . .

It happened around 3:30 p.m. when six hunters were traveling through the woods in a convoy of two ATVs and two side-by-side vehicles. Amber Oaks, 31, of Brewer, Maine was riding as a passenger in the last vehicle when the group stopped after the lead rider spotted a bird.

According to the Maine Warden Service, the driver of Oaks’ vehicle, 31-year-old Danielle Fernald of Freeport, exited to retrieve her firearm. As Fernald pulled her loaded 12-gauge semi-automatic shotgun from the vehicle, the butt struck the roll cage. The impact caused her hand to slip and hit the trigger, discharging a round of birdshot directly into Oaks’ left knee.

So many guns.

So much stupid.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

Schmieding, who has a permit to carry a handgun, was dining with friends at Frank’s Pizza on Route 206. Authorities said that the investigation revealed that Schmieding removed a handgun from his holster in an attempt to clear ammunition, which resulted in the gun firing.

The shot struck an 89-year-old woman in her left leg. The victim was taken to a local hospital and in stable condition.

“Clear ammunition.”

I guess that’s one way of putting it.

The hunt for politeness continues.