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Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child in a hospital.

We are a society of stupid.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another portable phallus exposed to a child.

Another child sacrificed to the NRA’s leaden idol.

Another day in NRA Paradise.

More politeness on the pavement.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

Officers were called to the 1800 block of Fletcher Street about 1:28 a.m. and found a 31-year-old man who had shot himself in the thigh while cleaning his gun, Lansing police said.

Whatever happened to “make sure a gun isn’t loaded before you clean–or do anything else with–it”?

Oh.

It comes to me that, in gun nut world, “clean” is a synonym for “fondle” and “caress.”

And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

. . . and another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to a portable phallus.

Police say they arrived to find the (three-year old–ed.) child with a non-life-threatening gunshot wound that was later determined to be self-inflicted and accidental.

Yeah, I’m sure it was accidental on the part of the child . . . .

Furrfu.

Yet another random act of politeness.

Yet another child in a hospital.

Yet another day in the NRA’s gunpowder pit of politeness.

Yet another case of neighborly politeness.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Yet another random act of politeness.

Thus passeth another life in NRA Paradise.

Another child:

The caller told dispatchers that a child had been hit by a bullet after an accidental discharge of a firearm.

The child was shot in the back of the head, but police say the child was alert and communicating when Pierce Township Fire and EMS Department arrived around 11:03 a.m.

Another case where someone is ignorant of the difference between “accidental” and “negligent,” which I keep harping on because it lets the negligent avoid responsibility for their negligence.

Once gain, politeness goes to for the dogs.

Once again, an oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” has exposed a portable phallus to a child.

According to unconfirmed police dispatch reports, another child accidentally shot the boy after finding a gun in the home.

The 7-year-old was taken to Stroger Hospital in serious condition.

We are a broken society.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

The incident happened around 6:20 a.m. near Morgan Road and Reno Avenue. Police told KOCO 5 that the man was holding a gun when it went off and hit him on the back of his legs.

And another gun that is implied to have fired itself . . . .

Honest to Betsy, you can’t make this stuff up (emphasis added).

. . . Throughout the investigation, Welch and the victim claimed the shooting was an accident, according to court documents. The victim “later explained the ‘accident’ occurred after an argument over Christmas cookies had ensued.” Welch also claimed to have disposed of the gun used along a road near the house. . . .

I guess that’s how the cookie crumbles in NRA Paradise.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

And, as we know, you have to practice politeness.

An Oklahoma man has been charged with first-degree manslaughter after allegedly shooting a woman a few blocks from his home while firing at a target in his backyard. . . .

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Investigators determined the weapon involved was a 9-millimeter handgun. The father told deputies he left the gun on his nightstand the night before after returning home late from a Christmas Eve gathering.

“He had been out late, was exhausted, laid the handgun on the nightstand, and simply forgot about it,” (Walker County, Ga., Sheriff–ed.) Wilson said.

The child was rushed to T.C. Thompson Children’s Hospital in Chattanooga, where he underwent emergency surgery. Sheriff Wilson says the child survived the operation and is currently resting in critical condition.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Celebrate your family’s Christmas with politeness.

Some polite Facebook frolics.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play,

For once, note seems to have been taken of the difference between “accidental” and negligent.”