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Therefore, an armed family must needs be a polite family.

Q. E. D.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to a portable phallus:

Investigators say the toddler was outside when he climbed into a parent’s vehicle, found a handgun belonging to the parent, and the gun fired once, striking him in the finger.

Another “responsible gun owner” treats his neighbors with politeness.

And, as we know, politeness is a family value.

Another “reponsible gun owner” displays courtesy on the concrete.

Yet another child is hospitalized after yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to said child.

We are a society of stupid.

A little collateral politeness.

He wanted to record a “how to.”

He created a “how not to.”

The stupid. It burns.

Another case of courtesy on the concrete.

We are a society of stupid.

Mower politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner’ exposes a portable phallus to a child.

A 2-year-old boy is dead after accidentally shooting himself inside a Northside home late last night, according to the Jacksonville (Florida–ed.) Sheriff’s Office.

Aside:

We went out for breakfast yesterday. As we were leaving the restaurant parking lot, we saw a vehicle bearing a bumper sticker reading, “Guns save lives.”

Yeah.

Right.

Celebrate marital ceremonies with random acts of politeness.

We are a broken society.

Words fail me.

According to the (Shreveport, LA, police–ed.) department, the victim and his girlfriend were inside a bedroom when he started playing around with a gun. When he pointed it at her head, she asked him to stop. He then took the magazine out, pointed the gun at his head and told here there were no bullets in the gun before pulling the trigger.

The victim was taken to Ochsner LSU Health Shreveport with life-threatening injuries.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” finds politeness in the parking lot.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

A man faces charges after an accidental gun discharge on a MARTA bus in Sandy Springs injured him and another passenger Wednesday night. . . .

And again we are reminded that “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

Another case of politeness on the pavement.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” finds politeness in a parking lot.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibilty.

Court records claim Joshua Ledford confessed to playing with his firearm when it discharged by accident.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Another “unsecured” firearm.

Another child.

ANd another remincer that “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms.

Honest to Betsy, you can’t make this stuff up.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.