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Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness, leaving his friend with a bullet fragment lodged behind his eye in such a way that removal may not be possible.

The incident occurred Saturday as 25-year-old Bryan Trujillo was serving food at a birthday party that also featured a horse parade.

According to Trujillo, a man pulled out a gun and began shooting toward the ground near a horse.

These overgrown boys need to stop treating instruments of death as if they were toys.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” with another improperly stored exposed portable phallus.

Another dead toddler.

Another example that “accidental” can be a “Get Out of Jail Free” card for the negligent.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a toddler.

The stupid.

It burns.

But, sadly, we do appear to be a society that revels in stupid.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

If you have a disagreement, be sure to settle it with politeness.

So many guns, so much stupid.

To thine own self be polite.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

More neighborly politeness.

Another child . . . .

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

A 5-year-old girl has died after accidentally shooting herself with an unsecured firearm Saturday evening at a Fort Worth apartment complex, according to police and county records. . . .

Another oxymoromic “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

The injured person told detectives he had been sitting in his car in the parking lot waiting for his friend, Ryan Lafrancois. Lafrancois arrived carrying a large gun case and opened it to show him a rifle, police said.

As Lafrancois removed the rifle from the case, it discharged. The bullet traveled through the gun case, struck the person in the leg and exited through the car door, police said. . . .

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Honest to Betsy, you couldn’t make this stuff up.

Just go read it for yourself.

Afterthought:

I haven’t owned a gun in years, but as a country boy who grew up practicing marksmanship taking pot shots at tin cans in the back yard, I find myself amazed and appalled that so many persons do not treat these instruments of death with the caution and respect that they deserve.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus to a fellow driver.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Another child . . . .

A 6-year-old girl is expected to recover after Columbus police said she accidentally shot herself Sunday inside a home on North Sixth Street near Weinland Park. . . .

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

We are a society of stupid.

Another child . . . .

. . . a 4-year-old girl found her own mother’s gun hidden inside a closet — and accidentally pulled the trigger.

In a matter of seconds, the little girl’s life ended.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

A 3-year-old child was seriously injured Wednesday evening in New Hampshire after accidentally firing a gun at themselves, according to police. . . .

We are a broken society.

Another “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

The shooting happened as two friends went paddle boarding in the Intracoastal Waterway. One reached into his bag for sunscreen. He accidentally discharged his gun while putting the sunscreen back. The bullet hit his friend’s dog in the mouth. The dog was taken to a veterinarian and is doing “very well,” the spokesperson said.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

This “responsible gun owner” got an unload of his own politeness.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.