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He had politeness in the bag.

A man died after he accidentally shot himself in the leg with a 9mm handgun in front of his home in Moravian Falls on Feb. 22, said Chief Deputy Logan Kerr of the Wilkes Sheriff’s Office on Friday.

Kerr said an investigation determined that Benjamin Russell Calloway, 70, of Spring Meadows Lane, was shot when the handgun fell out of a golf bag and went off.

I live next to a golf course. (No, I don’t golf–I just point and laugh.) I have not yet seen anything take place on that golf course which would require the presence of a portable phallus, well, a portable phallus other than the ones normally toted about on a golf course.

I do not think it an exaggeration to say that America’s firearms fetish would give Freud pause.

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One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet another child . . . .

SHow politeness to your friend.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet more “responsible gun owners” practice random acts of politeness.

Remember, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron . . .

An SAPD sergeant told KSAT that a man heard a noise in the backyard and went to retrieve a weapon. While obtaining the weapon, the man told police the weapon accidentally discharged, sending a bullet through a wall and into his mother’s bedroom. The bullet then struck his mother in her chest.

. . . and “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms.

We are a society of stupid.

Share your politeness with your fellow motorists.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another child is sacrificed to the NRA’s leaden idol.

Show politeness to your fellow automobile excursionists.

If you must crash a party, be sure to crash it with politeness.

Show politeness at the politeness show.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Politeness can be a moving experience.

Familial politeness.

PoliticalProf.

Don’t play with your portable phallus.

Yet another child . . . .

Another random act of politeness.